Uoacam

[nikkelitous]

Ultra Orthodox Anti-Christian Agnostic Muslem.

I doubt I spelled it right but I don't care.

It's an amusing religion a friend of mine made up. It is far stricter than any other religion in history. (You can't say fork because it almost sounds like fuck!) If you would like to join just pop an E-mail to me. I'll send it along.

[mucky]

I'm definitely interested. My god lacks a certain sense of humor, and would love to trade him in.

What sort of dogmas have you got? I think I should be able to take a test drive before surrending my sould this time.

[nikkelitous]

Of course you can try before you trade your sould for a box of chocolates. Just take these few rules: You cannot say anything relating to sex in any way shape or form (form is a word you cannot say). You must get you entire face tattooed (left side red and the right side black). You can only have sex after the age of 55 1/2 to a woman that you have been married to for at least 30 years. You must undergo a castration process at the age of 56. At the age of 90 you must poke out both your eyes, become an alcoholic, and become a tattoo artist.

These are just a few of the rules.

BTW. The dogma is that all people are really turkeys that have had their intestines removed.

[mucky]

mmm....I may have to pass on this one. My last god wasn't crazy about sex, either.