WWWednesday

[kenny]

Pic o' the week!
Welcome to WWWednesday, your weekly overdose of internet.

Continue to the digital decay... (WWWednesday)

[kenny]

Categories:

Local Spotlight:
Coming later, I need a nap but it's a toss up. But I think I am going to go with...


Art:
Sculpture by the Sea 2008.

Images:
Photoshop Magic, there is some cool stuff here. In fact it gives me some ideas.
Eye piercings, well if you know me - I have no issues with body modification but this just doesn't seem like it would be good for ones eye. I guess we'll know in a few years.
Stitched Up.
Where have you seen a notebook?
Here is a great FexEx truck ad/design.
Amazing Landscapes.
Get a brain moran! Let's all chant, USA, USA, USA!
100 Underwater Hi-res Pics.
WTF?
Images of ouch.
Look At These Funny Table Legs.
Funny Pictures That Makes Life Interesting. Almost work safe.

Kill Some Time:
For those that can't afford (or steal) Photoshop.

NerdCore:
USB Toaster.
Wearing A Stormtrooper Mask Might Get You Laid, Stormtrooper mask + girl in bikini = nerd porn.
Just fucking google it.
Star Trek XI (2009) | Star Trek 11 | NEW Official Trailer #2.
Samsung to demonstrate a 50 inch OLED TV at the CES-2009?
Nikon Readies Camera-Top GPS Unit.
Since the split (good old visor's) Palm has been going down hill. I liked the Treo 7xx series, but really what else have they done since Visor came about?
gOS "Cloud" instant-on OS comes to Gigabyte touchscreen netbooks.
New Wind Turbine Design Good for Rural, Urban Environment. SWEET! I wonder how much a pain in the ass it would be to get this zoned by the city? Nearly impossible I bet, they won't get kickbacks if the let us off the grid of greed.
BMW Product Navigator using Microsoft Surface. I am a corporate-whore-BMW-loving-mother-fucker, mother fucker!
Adobe's Interactive Video Object Manipulation. Hmm, must toy with this. I need to start getting some new video up for your eyeballs.
Pixel Qi conjuring up black magic technology for 40-hour laptops.
I am not a gamer of any sorts aside from my rare drunken 4am encounter with Yuri's revenge once a year or a 3 month crack binge playing pimpwar but if I wanted a PS3, I would sure as hell want these. Hmm, mental note: Remember pimpwar pass and use credits.
Netgear Digital Entertainer Elite media streamer says hello to the FCC.
Enhanced Photos Can Bypass Any Face-Recognition Software.
Puncture a kittens spinal cord for your USB needs.
Good cubicle decor.
Remote Controlled Black Widow Spider, yet another thing I need for the office.
Epic Home Made Guitar Hero 3 Drums. I can do that shit.
How To Calibrate Your New HDTV (and Not Lose Your Mind). Good to hear, I am glad I am not the only one with this issue. I thought I damaged a part of my brain.

Rehab: (Never Work Safe)
Legalize drugs, gain $77 billion.
Swiss vote on prescription heroin.
Around the World in 116 Beers.
oldest-ever stash of marijuana.

Shit for the A.D.D.ults: (Never Work Safe)
Pussy Cat Dolls release their own lingerie line.
Women of Red Alert 3, for the nerd lust.
101 Things To Be Thankful For During Economic Armageddon.
The Top 15 ‘Jessica Alba Bikini Ass Pose’ Attempts.
Can't get enough of Bambi... WTF?
Find free porn:
Ex-girlfriend, user submitted, etc.
Coom Girls. Random photos and videos.
Emo porn. Random photos and videos.
Porn Hub. Random assortment of videos.
RedTube. Random assortment of videos.
xHamster. Another porn grabbag.
Track down amatuer porn.
More amatuer videos.
PornAtive. Random assortment of videos.

Various:
This is for my little nurse, Katie.
This is for you Gil.
Magic pen writes in Helvetica.
Christopher Walken is watching you pee.
Santas hold up Brisbane bowls club.
The two villages where mothers killed EVERY baby born a boy for ten years.
13 Things To Watch For On Steven Seagal’s Reality Show.
Vampires still have bite.
Guns N’ Roses Demand Apology From Dr Pepper Over Soda “Fiasco”. What happened to Axl Rose?
Update: Hawk fan says bathroom sex scandal "ruined my life". Boo-fucking-hoo, you were fucking in a bathroom during a football game.
Billboard surprise for burglar.
INCEST COUPLE TAKE ON EU.
Lap dancing 'not sexual act' claims head of club organisation. Um, BULLSHIT!
Nude pics in phone lost at McDonald's get online. This is why I have the ability to remote wipe.
Cool hair.
Nigger mania? This reminds me of Jefe for some reason.
You Mean People Actually PAID to Have Sex with These Women?!
Give some shit for Christmas.
Here you go fatass.

Video:
100 and one faces.
Here are some black girls booty shakin', just for you Gil.
pim attacks people in the streets.
Dreaming of winning the lottery, a commercial.
Drunk Irish Guy Drinks Piss From An Urinal.
tilt-shift monster truck rallye. Last week (I think) I talked about the use of tilt-shift with making photos look plastic, well check out how it looks with video.
Bad Weight Lifting Spotter, nothing like a shot to the nuts to help concentration.
The Gap cyclone of November 16 2008 - Brisbane Qld Australia.
A girl blows a mic in front of an audience, I am not sure what this is about but the reverb is annoying. I could maybe see if she was making music whilst blowing the mic, but she isn't. It's still kind of sexy in some weird I AM A NERD WITH NO LIFE kind of way. And if you are bored, there are more videos of this available on the side menu.
BBC expose Holiday Club Scams (Inside Out).
Massive Escalator Leap and Faceplant.
2 girls 1 car.
Worst Rope Swing Accident Ever.
Go Shorty, this gecko is a pimp.
A wierd way of eating bar-b-q.
Dan Osman is Spider-Man.

Webcams:
A day to day look at San francisco's worst neighborhood.

Welcome to the Orient:
Man with no arms caught driving.
Japanese Fashion Babes.
flea circus.
Quarter Pounder dot Net.
China's CCTV Headquarters Trying to Shake "Hemorrhoids" Nickname.
Shang-Highed: On Top of the World's Tallest Observatory.
Motoman assembles camera.
Japan’s Kuma Teddy Bear mobile phone.
Japanese virtual wife better than a real one.

Catch up on everything unimportant:
Fuck that boring desk job - View past WWWednesday posts!

P.S.:
Help our stupid little city grow, it does so by links in. Hell our first goal is to gain a crime rate and we haven't even done that yet.
Help the stupid city of Hektik grow.
Help the industry of Hektik grow.
Help the transportation of Hektik grow.

Words:
How many people appreciate me not sleeping for this weekly hunk o shit?

[Teep]

Originally Posted by kenny

How many people appreciate me not sleeping for this weekly hunk o shit?

[kenny]

I haven't finished up my post, I don't care right now. 72 fucking hours, the tank is about empty, not a gas station in site. Time to throw in the towel, tighten the shoe laces and get ready for the long walk home.

Hmm, I can't feel my toes. One step closer to hell, and the bastard on Jersey transit got mad at me because the ticket taker at the last stop punched the wrong ticket. Threaten me, not like I am listening to you. I have music in my hands and my fingers are quick on the volume.

Very bad things comming.

[Caffeine20]

nothing like a mini hamburger at 3AM to hit that sweet spot. speaking of burgers a new joint opened up near me recently here in SLC called fiveguys they have a pretty good burger.

[Teep]

Originally Posted by kenny

Very bad things comming.

Yes, it seems the hounds of fate are particularly ferocious lately. Late nights, washed and burnt away with beer and whatever else is at hand, followed by early mornings, fighting through grim weather and cold air. Disease has struck down the last few people that were standing & smiling. I know this is not the right way to live, but for now it seems like the best answer.

[Kreep]

Originally Posted by Caffeine20

nothing like a mini hamburger at 3AM to hit that sweet spot. speaking of burgers a new joint opened up near me recently here in SLC called fiveguys they have a pretty good burger.

I heard a bad story about that place... something along the lines of getting squished by a 300 lbs woman trying to squeeze into the chair behind the guy... he had to scoot his chair into the isle so he could breath... "cafe rio of burger joints"... yea...

[Teep]

well, I guess when you go to a fast food joint, there is the risk of running into fat people. it's part of the game, yo

[Kreep]

Originally Posted by Teep

well, I guess when you go to a fast food joint, there is the risk of running into fat people. it's part of the game, yo

Fat is one thing... Ignorant of it is another, and impolite about it on top of it... just bizzarr to me.