WWWednesday

[kenny]

Pic o' the week!
Welcome to WWWednesday, your weekly overdose of internet.

Continue to the digital decay... (WWWednesday)

[kenny]

Categories:

Art:
Live Wire Installation.
Hand art.
Futuristic Digital Art.
Ass art. (NWS)
Graffiti.

Images:
Batteries are included.
Making REAL Look PLASTIC.
Some of you might remember that messy ass house a while back, well here is the runner-up.
Beautiful European Landscapes.
For a smile.
Hospital food.
Transportation.
16 Funny Senior Portraits And The Reasoning Behind Them.
In the spirit of turkey day.
Time to enlist. (NWS)
5 Strangely Coloured Beaches.
San Francisco: Golden Gate Bridge.
Even mutants can find love.
Power of the Nature.
Froggy style.
Smile.
Kitty costumes are so realistic.
The 9 most disturbingly misogynistic old print ads.

Kill Some Time:
Word clouds.
Sketch some shit.
QWOP.

NerdCore:
I love HTC.
Google's Directions In NYC Subways: Wrong.
Is your data center cool?
AVG slaps Trojan label on Adobe Flash.
Eye-Cam.
UK couple in real-life divorce over virtual affair.
256 Gig solid state drives.
First USB 3.0 Device Set to Debut Today.
Esc Clock.
Another interesting alarm clock.
SGI Creates 10,000-Core Concept Computer.
Oblong's g-speak: the 'Minority Report' OS brought to life.
The Skeleton.
Spam traffic plunges after report blames server hosting company.
Microsoft: Zune music subscribers can keep tracks.
MS explains 7-year patch delay. 7 Years, why even bother at this point?

Rehab: (Never Work Safe)
10 Fun Moments in Female Beer Bong History.
70s Marijuana Warning Video *REAL* They say it's a real PSA - I say it's fake.
Netherlands to ban 'magic' mushrooms, Teep is in trouble.
Napping and Marijuana Improve Heart Health. (NWS)
Could Tripping On Acid Help Those With Cancer?
Best beers for every season.

Shit for the A.D.D.ults: (Never Work Safe)
World's Sexiest Ass 2008.
A reason to like country music.
40 girls.
Some girls kiss, some try to eat each other's faces.
The Japanese still love to see Paris Hilton nude...alot.
I am tired of looking for porn, so find your own - here are some start pages:
Ex-girlfriend, user submitted, etc.
Coom Girls. Random photos and videos.
Emo porn. Random photos and videos.
Porn Hub. Random assortment of videos.
RedTube. Random assortment of videos.
xHamster. Another porn grabbag.
Track down amatuer porn.
More amatuer videos.
PornAtive. Random assortment of videos.

Various:
Actor on destroyed home: 'It's amazing, it's just gone'.
Piercings keep husband of student out of dances.
Legalizing weed may benefit society, economy.
10 tips to spot a fake Rolex, I love my Rolex.
Victoria's Secret sued after bra 'made women ill' .
1963 LeMans Tempest sells for $226,521.
Free wood for the elderly.
Russian church 'taken by thieves'.
12 strange substances that will mess you up.
11-year-old reportedly hits mom in the head with a saw, then offers her $5 not to call police.
Port St. Lucie man allegedly tries to steal $450 worth of beer and meat.
Crush The Poor Yellow Coaster Man With Your Beer.
Blundering Borat boosted tourism: Kazakh minister. Funny, at first they were mad and the country (yes the country) sued Sacha, now they love him.
Roseanne Says Blacks Who Supported Prop 8 are ‘Bigots’ and ‘Ignorant’.
Swedish Bestiality Ring Infiltrated.
Bling mother fucker.
Seven of the Deadliest Delicacies.
Help a virgin.
Premature Humor at the Bnei Zion Medical Center in Haifa.

Video:
White kids love hip-hop and they sure as hell know how to play b-ball.
Has your dog found God?
Kids and Guns.
The whirlwind known as Macgyver.
Kid gets ass full of skateboard.
Amp's no shame commercial.
Pregnant Man is Pregnant Again.
Kinky. I love oral - time to take it to the next level, for her pleasure.
BlockBuster Ghost.
Drunk Faceplant.
10 "great" fat guy moments in sports.
The living statues, kind of sexy.
Falling Stove Crushes Guy's Leg, this was a bad idea from the start.
Easy and Fun Way To Steal A Car.
Fence jump, gone wrong of course.
More ouch.

Welcome to the Orient:
Norton anti-virus... uh... each reload brings something new.
McDonalds Japan Goes No-Brand with Quarter Pounder Shops.
GenekiChuugakusei.
TV is more interesting over there.
Not sure what to make of this, but I guess it was worth 22 seconds of my life.
I guess with enough LSD, this could be entertaining in person, or there is a chance of a panic attack.
...interesting.

Catch up on everything unimportant:
Fuck that boring desk job - View past WWWednesday posts!

P.S.:
Help our stupid little city grow, it does so by links in. Hell our first goal is to gain a crime rate and we haven't even done that yet.
Help the stupid city of Hektik grow.
Help the industry of Hektik grow.
Help the transportation of Hektik grow.

Words:

I’ve got people to disappoint, I got mistakes to make,
How can you believe that I’m not a waste of space,
Oh I’m sorry to disappoint, I seldom save face
But how can I speak your language
when I don’t know my own


Holy shit it has been a hellish week, I am looking forward to the weekend. I must thank a Cisco TAC engineer for waking me up early this morning by repeatedly calling my phone until I answered. Only to tell me that he is going to send me an e-mail. Those sick fuckers are out for my blood after I filed a complaint about thier nails-on-chalkboard sound loop with a splash of Kenny G. hold music. It is one of the most painful things that I have ever been subjected to. I hate you Cisco. I hate your hold music. I hate how you are trying to kill me.

I really need a nap. I have been an absolute cunt today, I haven't been able to sleep more than two hours a night for the past week. Tonight the billboard started to move on me. Eyes are dried out and bloodshot. My tongue tastes like a penny and I am sitting in a pool of my own semen. My, my, I have finally become something that my mother can be proud of.

Hey! We can be friends again. I have completed my anger management course that lasted 5 hours. I am cured. Really I am. I promise, so long as you don't throw shit at my head again that I will never hold you down at gun point and smash any more of your teeth out. Really, carrying a grudge is not in your best interest. I paid for the new caps and the cracked tooth.

I was talking to a clerk the other night and he told me that Camel crush cigarettes are being recalled, due to making people cough. I wonder if there is any truth to this? If so, fuck America has gone down hill. These cigarettes make me cough more than others - I AM SUING!$$#!@#

...I am kind of hungry. All food has been violently rejected by my stomach. I however must recommend this new flavor of gum that Extra has, it is some pina colada/island flavor. The point is, if you can't hold anything down, it at least coats your tummy and provides great flavor for the return trip back up and out. Really, puking isn't bad when it tastes good. It's almost like eating in reverse - aside from the mess that I left in your bed... sorry about that.

Nothing makes any sense, time for a long overdue nap.

Down, soft down.

YAY!

[Teep]

Originally Posted by kenny

Making REAL Look PLASTIC.

Cool stuff! There is a tutorial on Wired on how you can fake the tilt shift effect... it's a bit lame, but here ya go:
How to: Miniaturize a Scene

this makezine tutorial on how to make your own tilt shift lens is much cooler:
Make - Volume 09

Originally Posted by kenny

Netherlands to ban 'magic' mushrooms, Teep is in trouble.

Yes. It's a sad day
There have been some incidents with tourists not knowing their limits and going all-out during a trip to Amsterdam *cough* *cough*. A girl from France jumped to her death after eating shrooms earlier this year, and there have been a couple more incidents. In response to which the Dutch government is giving this knee-jerk reaction of banning the stuff altogether. As if that is going to stop people from doing stupid things.

Also, there is a renewed debate about the coffeeshops. There is a new law that bans coffeeshop within a certain distance from schools, which is now causing some coffeeshops in Amsterdam to be closed. Amsterdam is quite compact. Everything is close to everything. If school kids want dope, they'll find it. Such is life.

In other (NerdCore) news:
Sweet mirror video

[aadil]

With all those sad news, I still want to go back to Holland to visit. I think I fell in love.

[Teep]

ah, you're making me blush

[bios]

Congratulations on your acconplishment kenny ##### !