WWWednesday

[kenny]

Pic o' the week!
Welcome to WWWednesday, your weekly overdose of internet.

Continue to the digital decay... (WWWednesday)

[kenny]

Categories:

Art:
Lucy & Bart.
Art with body parts.
Japanese artist Ryohei Hase.
The Netherlands is lax with its street art.

Craigs List: View at your own risk!
Interesting pick-up line.
Donnie Osmond?
Fresh 19 and stuntin... Stuntin'? Fucking idiot wiggers.
I don't think I have bothered linking to this guys ads, but yeah - trying way too hard.
The geek returns with a bigger book/ad.
I never finished reading this ad, by the time I got to psych I just wanted to piss in his mouth.
A much better geek ad.
uh, ok...
Satan?.
Let the GAYmes begin with M4M!
silver daddys for discreet relationship. Why not just come out and say, looking for an old, rich sugar daddy? Silver daddy's just sounds creepy.
Wow, so it's your first time and you want to have your ass banged with no rubber, pure genius.
If you haven't guessed by now, unless the title is gripping (no pun intended), I just browse ads with pictures. If nude men offend you, I am sorry you are insecure, but holy fuck when I saw this picture (top right), I was taken back to when I was just a wee little lad and I saw my mom naked... Full on mom bush.
The close-up of the mouth sold me.
This is one of those classy titles I speak of... I HAVE THE COCK SHAKES. I NEED TO SUCK SOME DICK NOW!.
Another classy ad. I am bored with Craigslist for now...

Images:
Some various ad/images.
Pleasing 15 women, work safe.
Heh.
Waves... "No emotion, any more than a wave, can long retain its own individual form." -Henry Ward Beecher
I want this for my yard.
Emo.
Single line furniture.
Freckles are cool.
Finally a use for all of the home depot visit remains.

Kill Some Time:
ROBOKILL.
RollerCoaster Rush.
The flaming cursor.
Floribular.
Puzzle Farter.

NerdCore:
Fake Call for Black Berry, this is kind of funny.
The easy way to resign for Yahoo employee's.
Revolutionary spray-on condoms soon to arrive.
The Seabreacher.
Simple private sharing.
7 Great "Bullet Time" Moments.
Malware morphs to greater numbers.
A buffer overflow discovered... for a coffee maker?
The perfect roasted marshmellow.
Something for the paranoid.
Do you want to do it yourself?
Big Lebowski Action Figures.
This could be fun for a home remote control.
Fucking creepy.
Hope, the bionic dog, sorta.

Shit for the A.D.D.ults: (Never Work Safe)
Girl dances around in black lingerie.
A webcam video shot to NIN.
Overpass flash.
Cute girl fucks a hill-billy.
More homegrown'esq porn.
Orgy time.
Amateur Sex.
Webcam strip.

Various:
Edith Macefield dies.
That's right gangsta, set that profile private.
Man tries to pay with pennies; police called.
He stole gas and the employee.
Woman, 52, sues Victoria's Secret.
The black widow grandmother.
Kristol: Bush might attack Iran if he thinks Obama will win.
Burger King's $200 Burger.
Phone Sex the book.
Undercover boozing.
Rocky Hill Students Pull Prank With A Camaro.
Ambidextrous Pitcher Pat Venditte makes other baseball players sad.
Car-ma Sutra - Top 10 Ways to Enjoy Your Car.

Video:
Who the fuck robs a store with a palm tree?
Mini volkswagon bus.
USB wine.
Bad parking job... well that's an understatement.
Im Bo Yo.
Lady Spins on an Escalator.
An interesting commercial for Axe body spray.
Long before Vanila Ice ruined rap, George Michael did his part to help.
Crane Pull-ups.
Half man, half tree.
Milland project - The Netherlands. Oil money can buy some cool shit.
The Great Office War.
She's a bit new to the whole drug thing I take it.
Wow, this guy doesn't belong on a motorcycle, or anything related to something that involves one to think.

Welcome to Japan:
Yet another way to play the Mario theme song.
More doctrine for kids.
OK, so is this supposed to be sexy?
An interesting photo gallery.

P.S.:
Help our stupid little city grow, it does so by links in. Hell our first goal is to gain a crime rate and we haven't even done that yet.
Help the stupid city of Hektik grow.
Help the industry of Hektik grow.

Words:
I am cutting it short today/tonight. My hopes are that I can start working on this a little more here and there and have it up first thing Wednesday morning, but we'll see if time permits. But tonight I feel like shit. A friend sent me a text earlier, saying something like I hope you are smiling, and while I appreciated her text - I was anything but smiles. I find it funny that I can go through a car window, brake bones, film myself getting all wisdom teeth yanked out, etc. But when I get sick, I am a whiny little bitch. I just want to be snuggled or held. Yes I know I sound gay, maybe it's all of my craigslist research. I have coughed so much for the last two days that I have a horrible headache, in fact I should be in bed now - but I need to put a little post up. Hell people bitched last week when I was late, the internet doesn't care about people dying. The internet doesn't care about sick people. You are all filthy animals, and to my friend - I promise I will smile when my fever breaks and this bastard headache goes the fuck away.

P.S. Another project coming later this summer along with some other changes is a local one. So while it isn't done there is one little thing that is live under the new "SLC" tab up above in the menu, and that is the cheapest local gas prices because god knows this is helpful right now.

[idbeholda]

@malware news link:

Seeing how much they downplay the issue to cover their own asses only makes my penis harder. Picking apart databases and fully publicized, detailed reports and listings puts this near 2 million.

I have evidence. Lots of it.