Oh fuck.

[idbeholda]

Hello, Big Brother. Soon, they'll require us to be chipped/tagged. Also, enjoy your aids.

Yes, a movie about bugs had everything to do with cracking open someone's cranium like an overly ripened honeydew melon while screaming about how the devil is ruining your life. Yes... that makes perfect sense.

Because making a marijuana charge disappear is always more important than your job. Fucking retard.

Now this would be amusing to see.

It's a shame they didn't dress him up like a hooker.

More news to come...

[idbeholda]

Wincest. Pure, delicious wincest.

The officer also failed to site Mitchell with attempted murder. Cars can get aids too.

More evidence of why the old episodes of The Twilight Zone took place in ohio. It's not a coincidence, I can assure you. I live here.

Paying your own spouse to have sex with her. That's a new one. You would think that the expensive wedding ring he bought over a decade ago might have been enough to at least get him free head.

Retarded man doubts the flammability of white spirits. But instead of putting them into a cup and lighting them, instead he decides to douse himself.

Oh SNAP! That is fucking awesome.

HAH!

Oh... what's that? Looks like Zeitgeist was right.

OHHHHH!!! You mean just like Iraq? Lets see you asshats use the "freedom isn't free" excuse now.

The only reason he's retiring is because of the investigation. It's a repeating pattern of excuses.

An awesome Darwin Award: Attempting to poop out of the door of a moving locomotive.

Think of it as Goatse.

Cue in pandemonium.

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

I'm sure the look on the owner's face was priceless.

I want a bucket of them. I will devour every last one.

lol

Yay, frivolous lawsuits.

I wouldn't have sex with her. Seriously, Britney supposedly dated her own cousin. God forbid what her underage sister would do.

Goodbye constitution. Not that it actually existed beyond 1976 anyways.

[kenny]

"It was a friendship that could inspire a Disney movie." ...from the dog/cat story. I was thinking more of a Stephen King movie, don't know much about Disney movies, but how often to they dig up dead animals in kid's movies?

[idbeholda]

Originally Posted by kenny

"It was a friendship that could inspire a Disney movie." ...from the dog/cat story. I was thinking more of a Stephen King movie, don't know much about Disney movies, but how often to they dig up dead animals in kid's movies?

My thoughts exactly. Somehow, I don't think that a dead cat (making an educated guess that it was covered in mud in some spots), with lifeless, glossed over eyes, matted fur, and that slightly mildewy scent of death could possibly be construed as "inspiring".

In fact, I think a picture of mine that I made seemingly eons ago serves a better example of the situation when fully taken into context.





My stomach growls with hunger at the thought of what kind of condiments could be used for such a delightful smorgasboard of taste.