2008 - More Of The Same Crap

[idbeholda]

Sure, things will change, but I predict they will change for the worse. Just read these...

It takes a 15 year old serial killer to change laws in the system. But the more important question is, shouldn't the laws be written correctly in the first place?

Cell phones decrease intelligence for all parties involved. Prove me wrong.

I'm gonna cast magic missile.

*At what?*

THE DARKNESS!!!1!!

More news to come... After that, I'll post a short story in a seperate thread.

[idbeholda]

How the fuck would that make George Orwell proud? These retards are either really good at trolling, or they've never read anything by him.

Enjoy your fail, Dumbfuckistan, enjoy your fail.

Both are vacuum cleaners.

Oh shit! Something positive happened!

Conclusive proof that Michael Jackson is undead.

The lawsuit alleges that "some of the 'facts' in the book are racist, lewd or portray Mr Norris as engaged in illegal activities... .... I thought that's what Walker, Texas Ranger centered around.

All 3 parties involved are dumb on some level. I say we all put them in a pit full of zombies and have them fight their way out. Whoever is left at the end gets the money.

I never would have guessed...

I call bullshit. How the fuck are you not aware of 4 children in a vehicle that you're towing. Certainly, they wouldn't be pounding on the windows, making noise, or otherwise not blending in with their surroundings. But more importantly, why the fuck were the kids left in the car to begin with?

There are many things wrong with this article as well. However, in the near future, I forsee a rather large confrontation between the masses and the government involving firearms. The French Revolution has obviously taught us nothing.

Well, it's a good thing that I don't care. If the RIAA were to send a lawsuit my way, I'd invite one of their representatives to an internationally televised fight. If I lose, I have to pay the fine. If I win, they leave me the fuck alone.

The best Christmas gift ever: The tears of a small child.

Netscape is still around? WTF?

Big surprise here. Look at the list of applications )

Well, that settles it, I'm not using Kaspersky anymore. *installs 2 other av solutions*

Get ready for the government to demand that we all have RFID chips on us.

You gotta get em when they're young, cause they grow spurs when they're older.