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Old 03-31-2003, 11:57 AM
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He was wearing a dark brown Big-O shirt, standing there with his friend. Then they moved closer. Grasping the make shift fence around the children’s amusement rides; they stood there gazing down at the little kids. Watching them the same way a fat person looks at food; their mouths watering for the taste of child. Hannah and I both saw them, and we both started talking about just how creepy they were, and the slowly backed away and watched from a distance until they just vanished. The park is just filled with weird shit, and some of which is amusing. You have the gangsters with their bling, bling rides showing off their hydraulics. You have people biking and skating in spandex that resemble that fat whore Rosie O’Donnell. Then you have a big group of hippies that sit around and play drums and dance. Two things bother me about this group, one they actually over power all of the fresh air around them with crappy incense and sage, and the second thing I have noticed these drummers can’t keep a beat for shit. They sit there banging away making noise, but unable to keep rhythm. To add to the beauty of their noise, they have people bouncing around looking like they are having seizures. Maybe this is some artsy dance shit that I don’t get, but I am more willing to bet that it’s just another display of rhythm-less retardation. The last couple of trips to the park I just figured they have their off days too, but now the evidence is conclusive. They are nothing more than a bunch of hippies and e-tards that have fried the portion of their brain that helps them piece together music. Gunshots, bombs, and just good old dismemberment are more soothing to listen to. Last but not least you have this insane mesh of retards that all wear a solid single color jogging suit and they parade around their mistreated pit bull’s that they hope will win their next dog fight.

This week’s updates:

15 second clip of the week. - Not work safe.

digiCam project - With submissions from Asyntax, Roy and of course a few from myself.

the graffiti project - Again some submissions from Roy and myself.

Another thing I would like to add is that I will be going through and re-encode all of the 15 second clips. This way they will be much smaller in size, and should load a hell of a lot quicker for everyone.

Well as always thanks to Xmission for thier continued support and bandwidth. And as always thank you for stopping in, keep the word of mouth alive.

P.S. It's shit like this that gives porn a bad name, when the real cause is just plain old human stupidity.
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Old 03-31-2003, 01:03 PM
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Rhythm less retardation

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Old 03-31-2003, 01:24 PM
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You never cease to keep me from boredom, Kenny.
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Old 03-31-2003, 04:20 PM
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Holy jumping jesus on a pogo stick! That 15 seconds clip rules!

Man i want to get my knob polished like that! It's a shame, the police are patroling the greyhound mens room these days, its ruined my sex life.

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Old 03-31-2003, 10:31 PM
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what was the movie that the geezer was watching?? And what if it was the movie that killed him! sigh... electricity always gets the bad rap...
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Old 04-01-2003, 09:16 AM
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WTF

why the fuck is everything in spanish????????????????????????????????????
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Old 04-01-2003, 12:27 PM
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I think Kenny has out done himself. Via con Dios muchachos!
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Old 04-01-2003, 05:23 PM
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Um, I can't wait till tomorrow so I can read all of this, but I'm posting right now anyway so that I can broaden my linguistics.
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Old 04-01-2003, 07:51 PM
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WTF? Is it April Fool's or something?....

Just seeing if it translates replies.
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Old 04-01-2003, 10:40 PM
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so entertaining! i wish i knew spanish.

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Old 04-02-2003, 11:21 AM
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most foul

The fifteen second clip of the Dr. is most foul. I hope that bitch is down with hepatitis C, the clap and whatever discharge comes out of that tackle box of a cock. Isnt she only 15?
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