The Prelude To The Shitstorm

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At the moment, I am compiling a 5 part anecdote regarding the aforementioned "drama" involving me, the workplace, Chris Benoit, and alleged "sexual harrassment" stemming from making fun of The Canadian Strangler. It would be funny if the complaint were true, however it is not. Because the supposed allegation is not grounded in fact, the final part of the anecdote will be nothing short of side-splitting. And now for the news.

Apparently, Chris Benoit's son was too drugged up to tap out.

How dumb do you have to be to think that an idea like that will actually work?

I suppose pavement could be considered the work of Satan if your meds were off that particular day.

Your government at work. How dare they try to avoid paying $1.63.

More news to come...

[idbeholda]

The more important question, is why was there an infestation of children in the car?

There's only one way to resolve the issue: Expel all of the students.

The fact that this happened proves that we're winning the war on terror.

And growing up, we were taught that The Church Of Satan was the only church.

When question by authorities with the phrase "Who the fuck do you think you are?", the father responded with "I'm a level 24 Night Elf."

That's what you get when you suck dicks in an unclean bathroom stall.

Cue in Marky Mark and The Fresh Bunch.

Between the child and the horse, the horse was clearly in more danger. The kid got off easy.

Pitbull gives a 2 year old the greatest gift the child never knew he needed: Surprise Buttsecks.

This is why you don't try to stick your penis into the drive bay. Bad shit happens.

Perhaps Microsoft should team up with the pitbull. I'm sure the user base reactions will be similar to the above article.

Undoubtedly the work of terrorists.

Now that the flies have apparently developed a taste for human flesh, we can expect an uprising of insects.

Also known as The Interstellar Shits.

In other countries, it's referred to as "Cocaine".