Loads Of Programming And Drama

[idbeholda]

That's why I've been absent for a while. Once I feel that I am at liberty to discuss the matters of said drama, much lulz will ensue.

Nothin' says a society is more civilized than an old fashioned stoning. ... or exorcism.

Obviously, he watched too many cartoons when he was growing up. Perhaps if he had asked Elmer Fudd, he could have learned that "hide behind a tree that is skinnier than your torso" trick.

Undoubtedly, historians will look back upon this moment, and realize how shallow the human gene pool really is.

The only difference between him and Chris Benoit, is that he did not become an hero.

More news to come...

[idbeholda]

I haven't seen the videos for this, but I'm willing to bet that they don't discuss how deep the swimming pool was.

With loopholes like this, who needs a justice system?

Apparently, God speaks to those who frequent whorehouses. I also hear that if they're lucky enough, the occasional venereal disease speaks as well.

Sounds like a wild night on the town.

Who the fuck willingly climbs into an active volcano?

God forbid if he actually managed to reproduce.

O.o

They're not being electrocuted, they're jumping for joy.

I think the preacher is on to something. Now if only churches could convince their followers of this, I'm sure a lot more people would be buying their tickets to heaven.

Hannibal would be proud.

$5 bet says that his wife used the line "Why does your dick taste funny?"

It's go time.

Hah.

Sony said the same thing about the DRM Rootkit.

OH SNAP!


1) Sun Cycles
2) Teleportation
3) ???
4) PROFIT!

And finally... The Greatest Story Ever Told.

[cold]

It had better be good news, I.D.!

[idbeholda]

Originally Posted by cold

It had better be good news, I.D.!

It's good enough to turn into an epic 4 part anecdote. :P