Transformers

[idbeholda]

There was a preview showing, so me and two of my friends broke the speed of light getting there after we got off work. I will not divulge any real information about the movie other than it officially comes to the masses July 4th.

When you see it, you can expect the following:

Explosions
More Explosions
Even More Explosions
Graphically Intense Fight Scenes
An Indirect Reference To Prostitution
Flicking Of A Human Body By A Gigantic Robot Finger
Mid-Air Explosions
More Badass Fight Scenes
Animal On Robot On Human Hilarity

Also, as a mild spoiler (you'll understand it when you see it), sound waves own us all. Especially if they're carefully crafted audio files with embedded exploits in them. Go now, my hektik bretheren, and spread the word. SEE IT. IDBEHOLDA COMMANDS YOU.

News will follow shortly.

[idbeholda]

Meanwhile, rumors fly with CBS...





The more important question, is why did she stay?

Another Flood, Another Bible Thumper. Any questions?

Idiocy at its finest again. Perhaps he should have thought his actions through, or maybe just left and went to a different restaurant instead.

She-Man and the subsequent civil suit. Soon, we can expect to hear about a man being ejected because he "looked to feminine". Of course, he was probably wearing sand dollar earrings and a sundress, but that's neither here or there.

A winrar is teh ghuvermen!



An epic win for Liz Hurley.


... And our government is worried about immigration...





GPS .vs. Camera/Radar .vs. Speeding Ticket. GPS wins. Flawless Victory.

Lawsuit .vs. Speeding Tickets .vs. Speed Limit.

???

The reason he's being charged with a felony? "He was chargin' his laz0r".

It is also rumored that he was impregnated with Elvis' seed at one point.

It's called "The Goblin Effect." One of these is laughable. A few thousand is an army.

LMAO. Why would you admit to wearing a diaper in outer space?

Parents are starting their children's drug habits earler and earlier.

A + B = An oncoming battle between state and federal. So far, the war on drugs has been a complete failure.

It wasn't anesthesia, it was methadone.

[Roy]

The Half-Nielson on the boy is great. hahahah I love the baseball bedsheets. Classic!

I just saw Transformers.... It had a few corny scenes but overall a pretty intense action flick. I felt a little dirty checking out the knockers on Sam's hootchie (whom I'm assuming was supposed to be 16). Reminds me of a famous quote...



"She might have been 16 but she was really mature for her age."
-Ted Bundy (circa 1974)

[Roy]

Check out this crap

[idbeholda]

Originally Posted by Roy

Check out this crap

PG-13 <> Toddler Movie.

Apparently, some members of a special interest group have trouble doing basic math. Sucks to be them.

[idbeholda]

Originally Posted by Roy

The Half-Nielson on the boy is great. hahahah I love the baseball bedsheets. Classic!

I just saw Transformers.... It had a few corny scenes but overall a pretty intense action flick. I felt a little dirty checking out the knockers on Sam's hootchie (whom I'm assuming was supposed to be 16). Reminds me of a famous quote...



"She might have been 16 but she was really mature for her age."
-Ted Bundy (circa 1974)

The only really corny part was when they basically said that a soundwave was "hacking" their system. A bit too far fetched, honestly.

[influx]

OH MY ****ING GOD! THAT MOVIE CHANGED MY LIFE! IT WAS SO FREAKIN' AWESOME AND I LOVE HOW BUMBLEBEE WAS A CAMARO INSTEAD OF A VOLKSWAGEN AND HOW SOUNDWAVE WAS NOT IN THE MOVIE BECAUSE OF SOME BULLSHIT CONCERNS OVER REALISM.

Seriously, I really enjoyed the movie. A- (It's still an A though.)

[Teep]

Originally Posted by Roy

I felt a little dirty checking out the knockers on Sam's hootchie (whom I'm assuming was supposed to be 16).

If anybody should feel a little dirty it's the makers of the movie. After all, they consciously and willfully used a girl who was supposed to be 16 as a sex object, just to draw that little extra attention.

[idbeholda]

Originally Posted by influx

OH MY ****ING GOD! THAT MOVIE CHANGED MY LIFE! IT WAS SO FREAKIN' AWESOME AND I LOVE HOW BUMBLEBEE WAS A CAMARO INSTEAD OF A VOLKSWAGEN AND HOW SOUNDWAVE WAS NOT IN THE MOVIE BECAUSE OF SOME BULLSHIT CONCERNS OVER REALISM.

Seriously, I really enjoyed the movie. A- (It's still an A though.)

The only part I found questionable was when the computer systems were compromised. Being as how the Transformers would hypothetically be such an advanced race, one would think that if a full scale compromise were to be achieved that we wouldn't even really know about it until it was too late. But alas, that would lead to a short movie syndrome. Other than that, I enjoyed the movie.

[cooldude874]

the graphics were good, but not much else

[kenny]

Originally Posted by cooldude874

the graphics were good, but not much else

Well really, in a world where they are starting to remake old TV series that sucked, remaking other movies that sucked, and doing nothing original as a whole what else can you hope for?