The All American Assparty

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Attack of the politically incorrect sofas. I would like mine in Communist Red.

No surprise here, as usually, the government is rarely up to date on things.

Student arrested for not making a bomb threat. Just the other day, I passed a construction zone, and mistook it for a prison. Apparently, they're making a new high school of some sort.

State Rep claims stupidity over a parking ticket.

... And this is why you don't make a regular habit of downing a whole bottle.

Another wonderful case of pedophilia sexual education. At least keep your dick in your own generation.

Wait till they find out how healthy city water supplies are. In one town I lived in not too long ago, I discovered that apparently, there was an acceptable level of lead and feces in the water supply. After finding that out, and before moving, I decided to stick with beer.

... This is when you have a new election.

Expect an invasion of cyborg zombies in the near future.

I'll put some more news up tomorrow. Sorry I haven't posted the news in a while, as I've been busy with even more projects which will actually see the light of day in the near future.