*demonchunder*

[idbeholda]

Virtualization and Vista. Again, when an OS has the spec requirements for Doom 3, it's not an OS, it's a catastrophe.

SETI@home finally detects something. Unfortunately, "intelligent life" continues to remains elusive.

Soon, they will be using teh int4rw3bz to search for intelligent life on other continents. Due to an ironic twist of fate, they too will come up emptyhanded.

But the crapgasmic search doesn't end at outer space, as researchers discover the obvious that during meetings, no intelligent life exists.

"But there's the issue of Dick Cheney!" some may exclaim.

Well, Mr. Cheney doesn't even have to be in a meeting to be a completely vacuous shell of wasted existence incapable of intelligent thought. In fact, all he has to do is speak.

More news to follow like a tailspin descent into the self-collapsing vortex that is utter lunacy.

[idbeholda]

Oooo! He fooled an IRC user into downloading an exe.! Little does he realize that he would have had more success in distributing it with a name like jennajameson.avi.exe. But in all seriousness, the skill level of a job like this rates less than 1 on a scale of 10.

Microsoft sued over use of the word "Live". To me, this one seems like another attempt to get a quick buck or two.

If you live in Europe, and you own a PS3, bend over and get ready for some rough anal sex. *JERGEN'S*... "It loosens the hole".

Speaking of anal foreplay. I wonder if this could explain why productivity is always down during meetings.

Unfortunately, they'll find that the office meetings also occur on planets with high methane and hydrogen sulfide content.

One of the Elder Gods of The Order Of Chthulhu makes an appearance.

This should wind up being interesting.

Wikipedia and an angry golfer. Come again about credibility?

Interesting geometrical ceramics.

*cackle*

*cackle* Part II

[spacegecko]

That's one big effin squid! I also like the article about the extra-solar planets. Thanks!

[jollyrgr]

As if you needed another reason NOT to switch to Vista....

http://blogs.zdnet.com/Bott/?p=221&tag=nl.e622