Sweet Jesus, We're Fucked

[idbeholda]

The delicate art of lying and getting away with it.

Along with the less delicate art of getting caught and whining about it.

Wasted time and effort to tell us that nature can become acclimated to various forms of antibiotics. As if flesh eating bacteria and Cipro resistant strains of certain unnamed STD's wasn't evidence enough.

Bush gets a brand new asshole. Unfortunately, it will probably be used to shit on the public, rather than actually listening to people.

I suppose genetically engineering plants that intake more carbon dioxide than normal is entirely out of the question.

One step closer to an Orwellian "Utopia".

More news to come...

[idbeholda]

If only a cure for stupidity were on the horizon.

Having covered this sort of thing regarding bird flu on several occasions, I think people are freaking out over nothing.

A humorous tale involving a Dell laptop, a farmhouse, and probably a massive check from the insurance company.

Neither would surprise me at this point.

Exactly who is being "protected" from who?

The answer lies within the works of Carl Jung.

Interesting facts relating to the human body.

Yes, let us remember the ways in which The Original American Golddigger impacted us through tabloid magazines.

How does an exploit like this even crop up?

*cackles*

The government whines some more.

An interesting theory regarding the fate of the universe. However, I believe they're close on this one, but there are a few flaws with it.

Colorized Human DNA

Goatse stickers for all.

Professor stands up against stupidity.

History repeats itself. Unfortunately, few will catch on.

California + Professor Strikes = Hilarity

[Teep]

SLC has hit the dutch news. Apparently there's been a shooting in a mall?

[kenny]

Yeah, some 18 year old kid started blasting people. Killed 5 before he was shot and kill by police. They still don't know much, nor have they released anything new that you probably haven't heard. Our local news coverage.

Prior to the shooting I was thinking about getting wings from the trolly wing company, but i didn't - and now the place is still closed off... I want wings.

[Kreep]

The shooters name is/was Sulejmen Talovic. An 18 year old male, based on name, probably Bosnian, or of bosnian decent (the ethnicity of the name spured that inquery) Only one hit in a quick address lookup on that last name in utah, results a very similar first name list for north west salt lake... 10w4n area.

Of the 5 killed, one was a co-worker of my girlfriend.

Shitty days... and now, the norm for whack jobs in the US. $10 says this gets blamed on videogames.

[cold]

Found a last name listing as well. Anyone who calls the number, time yourself for how long it takes for the authorities to pick you up.

[kenny]

Hmm, that was quick... But it is ok - I am a reporter!

[cold]

Uh huh.. sure. =P Report to wing-duty at once!

[idbeholda]

*chuckles*... I bet they will blame videogames, instead of the person who did it.