As time goes on...

[idbeholda]

Humans are slowly but surely putting themselves on a steadfast track to reverse darwinism. Before my long day begins, I shall group these into two categories: "Pro" and "Con".

Pro:

Rumsfeld finally takes a hint.

Cons:

Drunk people who overindulge on their liberty to embrace stupidity.

I've heard of people having a sexual fetish for the amputation of limbs, but this is just ridiculous.

The line between acceptable sexuality also becomes blurred.

Snake handling at its finest.

No matter how cute and cuddly the ravenous crocodile may appear on television, humans don't seem to understand that you shouldn't fuck with them.

The most amusing part is the explanation of the decrease in frontal lobe functions. Fortunately (or unfortunately), the snakehandler that was weeded out from the gene pool.. ... well... not much more needs to be said about that.

God forbid that we have minotaurs running around.

Later today, I shall post the anecdote. It is tentatively titled "The Ribwitch And The Migrane"

[medfield]

side note:
rumsfeld tried to resign a couple of times, but bush wouldnt let him......rumsfeld was a good fall guy for bush, drawing all the heat from Iraq for the President. He has been around for a while since the early 70's, shouldnt have gone out on such a bad note