Am I the only one who likes Too $hort?

[kenny]

I heard Rush Limbaugh the other day on a commercial trying to sell mattresses, he said that when he would lay on his old mattress that his arm would fall asleep. Well Rush, this is not from a shitty mattress this is because you are too fat. In other news Al Sharpton is running for president under the democratic ticket on January 23rd his office/headquarters burned down from an electrical fire. Being the news hound that I am I decided to make an attempt to get to the bottom of this, and I found out some shocking evidence. Al Sharpton and the infamous porn star Ron Jeremy are one in the same.



Off of the subject I have noticed that I need is a faster car. I used to care what kind of car I drove, and then one day I stopped caring. I preferred to have more toys, but now my road rage has driven me to seeking out the possibility of getting a new car. I just want to hit someone in it, Is that to much to ask? It happens all the time, I am sitting at the light and across the street I see them, most of the time they are in a big truck, sometimes they are rice boys. They sit there in the turn lane, waiting for the light to turn green. As soon as it does they speed off in front of you and make the turn before you make it across the intersection. I always try to hit them; I always try to jet in front of them. I am willing to put my life on the line for this weird game of chicken, but my piece of shit car is not… I need a faster car. Just once I want to interfere with their impatience.

Well the updates are online for your viewing pleasure. This week we have some random photo’s for the digiCam project and this week’s graffiti project is one of the most expensive photo shoots ever… Well only because I stepped in some tar and did not discern this until I had noticed 100+ weird marks around my house on the carpet. This week’s 15 second clip shed’s some light on how hula hooping can be made enjoyable. Last but not lease the scrapbook was completely revamped, along with the adding a bunch of new pictures I added a section for old flyers and stickers. This was for nostalgic reasons more than anything else. So be sure to check it out, it is not work safe.

For those who like Al Sharpton, give this article a gander on his history.

http://www.boston.com/dailyglobe2/01...harpton+.shtml

[Frank M.]

Bullshit here: "The blaze was sparked by a faulty electrical cord outside Sharpton's office that ignited some leaflets, said Chief Fire Marshal Louis Garcia."

Do you know what is a covert way to start a fire in a building and claim it as an accident, it is called a "electrical fire". A friend explained to me, one time, the intricacies of this plot to defraud your way through insurance, or other tricks.

Basically an easy way to do it is get some lighter fluid and spray it directly on a electrical outlet. Then simply light-it-up. When the investigators inspect the fire scene, there is almost no evidence to prove that it was NOT an electrical fire. And my creepy friend also recommended this procedure for causing a "accidental death".

A faulty electrical cord = bullshit. Possible but unlikely.

creepy assholes

[Keri]

It's a mack attack, coming from way back
My name is Too $hort baby, I don't play that jack
I'm from the Dangerous Crew, and I tell you it's true
Everything they say about Playboy Too
I'm $hort Dog, ain't nothing nice
I drink g-juice and wouldn't cut it with ice
From the Eastside baby, Oakland town
Can't understand why I'm so down?

Didn't he write blow job betty? Or some shit like that...

[xunker]

May I suggest, them, the FABULOUS Dodge Aries? Specifically the 82-86 variety with the Mitsubishi 2.6l V6?

The impetus is clear. The car is made from milk cartons and recycled washing machines and thus doesn't weigh much; The Mits V6 gives a solid 150 HP; The car itself looks like complete and utter steaming ASS so no one will ever expect it to eb able to move at all, let alone accelerate.

But it can, and does, accelerate as though instilled with the unholy fury of Hell itself. This is a car which was shat out of Satans own anus.

And to top it off, if you ever do manage to dart in front of them you can by a replacement fender, bumper and door for like 20 bucks now-a-days.

You will, however, never get laid in a car like that. But you may be able to take out some Civics.

[migga]

Yeah, too short is boring, now. His style does not fit in with the new, trendy shit. Trendy music is good. Bay area music sucks a fat ass kak. NEPTUNES!