Once again, sorry about the updates.

[idbeholda]

Lack of time as of recent has made this a bit difficult, but still doable. Just when you think the shit finally settles, people have the urge to start running their mouths again, which happen to be on things they know absolutely nothing about. As I sit here, I load up my corncob pipe with a nice mellowing blend of herbs and spices, I open up a refreshing bottle of Yellow Tail Shiraz, thus turning me into The Dreaded Cleaning Nazi that people around me have come to fear and loathe. Incidentally, the same concoction can turn one into an unstoppable egokilling machine as well. Since said individuals haven't shown up, and decided to inspect the place (while it is in the process of being remodelled), stating that the place is unlivable, and that I don't take care of my cat. Once again, bullshit, cause he has a full food bowl, clean water, and an endless supply of grilled chicken breasts on a daily basis, along with my roommate's cat. Supposedly, they're starving, diseased, and malnourished, and apparently, they want my mom's phone number (WTF?). In either case, someone seriously needs a mudhole stomped in their ass. On with the news we go.

At least he could have done the decent thing and eaten them. The birds, not the humans.

Too bad he wasn't wearing an art mask.

When I saw the title of it, I immediately assumed the worst... I was hoping that the "carrot" in question would be a slang word for his genitals, which... incidentally, should be mutilated and turned into a fucking windchime.

Certainly adds a whole new spin on communion. All of these years, I thought there was something suspicious about people saying "eat the blood and body of Christ." Now it just makes me think that Karl Marx was right.

He'd have had better luck getting laid by telling everyone that he had a strange growth in his pants, and that he needed somebody to check it for him.

This would be the perfect material to flash your genitals around in public with. If nobody has a face, they cannot convict one of indecent exposure. Imagine that for a second though... You're walking through a crowd of people, and suddenly, you see a pair of floating testicles.

In any other instance, it would be called shameless self promotion.

More news to come after I get done with a bit more cleaning.

[jollyrgr]

Chunk of ice falls from the sky. Damages home, destroys TV

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