Oh, the fun we will have.

[idbeholda]

The phrase of the day is "Good lord, Samson, I have never heard such excessive hissing of the word 'Jergen's' in my entire life!"

Microsoft to support OpenDocument.

Expect another "sandbox war". aka "We're allowed to make them, but you're not." Syndrome.

This should be fun. The possibilities are endless, from vacuum cleaners to double-ended dildos (which I fully expect to crop up on that list).

Even as we speak, I am currently perfecting a method to hybrid killer bees and fireflies. Next on the list is to splice cicadas with snapping turtles, and alligators with eagles.

But it would seem that nature itself has one-upped me. Our only hope is to learn to communicate with these super-mosquitoes, gain their trust, breed with their women, and in time, our differences will be reconciled.

More news to come.

[idbeholda]

Meanwhile, scientists are finding out what I have suspected to be common knowledge for years. The brain can indeed, rewire itself. My meditative goal has always been to constantly rewire the brain. It needs excersize, and it also opens up new thought possibilities.

As if the fact that China is unaware of this fact matters to the recording industry?

Until they remove WGA (which they probably won't), I say fuck XP. It's bad enough the system crashes every time you move a computer more than 20 feet. Like my friend Alan said, I'm starting to believe they have some sort of hidden GPS-esque coding feature in it that commands it to crash when moved to another area of the house.

Meanwhile, Britan fails to realize that its efforts in suing allofmp3.com are, in fact, utterly useless.

That has to suck ass. At best, it makes me think that our justice system may eventually change for the better. At worst (at the current state), there is no justice in the system: It's just us in the system.

That's what you get for political asshattery.

This has to be *THE* most retarded piece of advice I have ever seen. I suppose nobody has ever heard of taking real security measures? The only thing this is going to do (provided people actually follow the unintelligent chinatary of said "security" firm) will actually do more harm than good, by proving that no system is safe from an attack. In this case, security by obscurity *WILL* not work. Sit back, and watch them eventually prove me right.

It's a drink. Nobody cares.

It would have been funnier if they slit a small hole in one of the seams, and stuffed them with blue-tipped-strike-anywhere match heads. For some reason, the very idea of a large populous suddenly plunged headfirst into a game of "dodge the flaming, hissing soccerball" seems morbidly amusing. Of course, I don't recommend that anyone actually goes out and does this, but the idea makes me snicker.

Now this just makes my stomach turn. Something that smells like a cross between fermenting bile, rotting meat, and feces should not be drunk under any circumstances. Unless of course, I'm the one doing the interrogation procedure.

[Teep]

How to scare people? Draw a map using a grossly unsuitable projection... and draw some circles on it:



for your information... the distance between Korea and LA is over 9000 km... the distance between Korea and Darwin, Australia, is just under 6000 km...