Gardenhose Grizzly Bears 3: Where's It All Go?

[idbeholda]

Some of you may wonder "Sweet midget gherkins! What's really going on here? And who said anything about cream cheese?" Not to worry, I got bored earlier and decided to crank out (pun intended) a porn name generator (NWS) that creates names of porn movies that should never see the light of day. But not to worry, the news is still coming. Wait... that came out wrong.

Another severed head appears.

Retarded assclown attempts to one-up Superman.

What would posess someone to do such a stupid thing? Wait, I forgot... we're one step above apes.

At least have the decency to use "fresh ones". Just kidding. That's about as sick as the severed finger incident.

This is why you stay at home and watch fucking movies. I figured this would be a relatively simple concept. Light one up, put in a movie, go to sleep.

Ew.

*SOULSHUDDER* .... No... that's not right at all.

More news to come after I go empty my stomach contents into the toilet.

[jollyrgr]

Airline baggage screener steals from luggage. Claims he was only "looking". His booty? Over three hundred pairs of panties. http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0...530758,00.html

(Sorry about the bad pun.)

[idbeholda]

Something about this is just kinda creepy.

Two more IE exploits discovered.

More MS/EU fun.

OS X exploit released.

And that's why I still don't have WGA installed even with my legit key on a cracked copy of XP. God bless dumpster diving.

I wonder if the 10 year old was of Hebrew descent. Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Don't bitch at me. I was going to vote for Nader, but because he was a third party, there was no point.

This is one reason we need to start genetic manipulation. It's not playing God, as some people will get you to believe, it's having a say in your own evolution.

It doesn't just affect driving.

It's called "Just Desserts".

If they did offer an ISP, I would gladly buy it.

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Once again... it's not playing God.

I'm snagging my ass a copy of this.

Finally, a judge tells SCO like it is. Swaller it'n' shut the fuck up.

[spacegecko]

SCO is IBM's bitch! Bow down before the one you serve, you're gonna get what you deserve!

[jollyrgr]

More bad things from WGA. In the UK MS customers are being called crooks because MS WGA is flagging their copy of Windows XP as pirated. One Microsoft representative when as far as saying:

"Customers have been crying out for a tool which could tell them if they have been duped."

This is a bunch of crap. Most people just want their computer to work. They don't want to be called crooks. I wonder if someone could sue Microsoft for libel because of this?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/5144698.stm?ls

[spacegecko]

I've seen that tool. I installed it and then hoped it would leave me alone. I can't remember if I've evern had to put in the key again, but I'm betting I did. Anyhow, I am glad for Apple. I'm even willing to pay for the next OS X! Oh, and Linux is nice simply for the free stuff, and stability. Too bad I need windows to play Battlefield 2 and Day of Defeat Source. I'm not saying that OSX and Linux aren't without their faults, but for the little I do with computers, it does everything I need so far.

I'm curious, what do you guys use for an OS? Sorry if that's a bit off the subject. I'm way tired and rambling. Must. Have. Caffeine.