Has anyone ever tried masturbating while watching "Executive Decision"?

[idbeholda]

I tell you what, with all the plot twists, that's hard as hell to do. But not to get off track:

This is why there needs to be some chlorine put into the gene pool.

Personally, I think the show is horrible. The concept is original, but the actual show itself isn't all that great.

God forbid someone has to use common sense.

*cackles* Google probes blockage. *laughs*

At least they're finally put to good use

LOL/ Incidentally, I've got an entire series of hentai that basically centers around this whole concept.

More news to come.

[the_darkmastr]

Now before you read this i'd just like you all to know....NO I don't have a life and yes i am a retard....now that we got that SHIT out of the way, here you fucking go.

The "word of the day today is SHIT.

History-
A commonly regarded as true but fallacy regardimg the meaning of "SHIT" comes from way back when people were carting fertilizer across the ocean. They would transport it by ship. However, there was a slight problem to this. If you leave it on deck, it will smell bad, and it attracts flies (when you're close to land). Yet, if you stored it below deck in barrels sitting on the ground, the salt water would contaminate the fertilizer, making it extremely flammable. There were even reports of ships burning up because of storing fertilizer improperly. Therefore, they decided to store the fertilizer below deck, but high in a cupboard. Thus, the capital letters "S.H.I.T." were written on all the barrels, indicating that they must be "Stored High In Transit."

Definition-
Shit - Shit is a vernacular word in Modern English denoting feces, the waste byproduct of digestion. It is an old and native English word, but following the Norman Conquest, Norman, Anglo-Norman, French, and Latin terms for many common objects and bodily functions began to be seen as more distinguished than native words, and thereafter feces became the accepted English noun, to defecate became the accepted English verb, and shit was no longer used in polite company. It is therefore a swear word and can be classed as a use of 'slang', for example, "Shit!" used as an expletive, or in a non-pejorative manner, used as in 'that's the shit' to mean 'that's good'. The term "shit" can also be used to describe poor conditions, for example, "This is shit!".

Uncyclopedia-
Jeff Geist (aka ShitHead) is a generic French delicacy known to have an unusually strong aroma, shit, from the Egyptian "shitititi", is highly prized for its unique texture and flavour, and, as such, most commonly served with Dom Perignon . For those of you who have never tried this type of cuisine before, you should drink several of these. Listening to Zombies Without Hats -- or indeed doing anything hatless -- before dining on shit has been known to make it easier to swallow.

Quotes-
"In Soviet Russia, shit eats YOU!!!"
~ Russian Reversal on shit
"It stinks in here because I'm the shit."
~ Kid Rock on Shit
"George Bush and shit, which are the same thing."
~Kayne West
"How shit does not happen s'much...when yer richer than SHIT!"
~Bill Gates
"Now that's some good shit".
~Snoop Dogg

John Ryan took a big shit once. It's been said that it was the biggest smelliest pile of shit to ever exit an ass.

Special Properties of Shit-
Certain types of Shit are know for being attracted to air conditioning devices. This sometimes, in the right circumstances, results in shit flying at high velocities towards ventilators and such. This amazing effect that shit has is the basis for one of the most well known English proverbs ... Shit Flies .

In the province of Valencia in Spain a Catholic church holds the biggest piece of relic shit known to man. The piece is the Dump after the last supper by Jesus. The relic is regarded as a priced piece of crap sought after by many ReliRelic Collector ( see religion ). It has remarkable magic properties, making it Holy Shit or Holy Crap.

In the nation state of Germany shit is regarded as a staple part of an individual's diet. Popular dishes include major meals such as Shittenpotty or the Bavarian Shaissewurst: a large, sturdy and meaty piece of shit smeared with ketchup and curry powder. It has been suggested that continual consumption of one's own shit can result in the creation of Groganium 90 - a radioactive substance which when used by a skilled individual can tear holes in the Space/Time continuum and summon the Grogoths: vile and putrifying alien shit-gods.


Close-to-complete Ideology and Religion Shit List
Taoism: Shit happens.
Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens."
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.
Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Islam #2: If shit happens, kill the person responsible.
Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel.
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen.
Episcopalian: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.
Methodist: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.
Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another.
Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another.
Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it.
Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)
Fundamentalism #2: If shit happens to a televangelist, it's okay.
Fundamentalism #3: Shit must be born again.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work.
Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday.
Creationism: God made all shit.
Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.
Christian Science: When shit happens, don't call a doctor - pray!
Christian Science #2: Shit happening is all in your mind.
Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this shit.
Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit.
Utopianism: This shit does not stink.
Darwinism: This shit was once food.
Capitalism: That's MY shit.
Communism: It's everybody's shit.
Feminism: Men are shit.
Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can't live without us...
Commercialism: Let's package this shit.
Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.
Idolism: Let's bronze this shit.
Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit IS.
Existentialism #2: What is shit, anyway?
Stoicism: This shit is good for me.
Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening!
Mormonism: God sent us this shit.
Mormonism #2: This shit is going to happen again.
Wiccan: An it harm none, let shit happen.
Scientology: If shit happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.
Jehovah's Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< Shit happens.
Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit?
Jehovah's Witnesses #3: Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.
Moonies: Only really happy shit happens.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half on the time.
Church of SubGenius: BoB shits.
Practical: Deal with shit one day at a time.
Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.
Agnostic #2: Did someone shit?
Agnostic #3: What is this shit?
Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.
Atheism: What shit?
Atheism #2: I can't believe this shit!
Nihilism: No shit.
And of course we must add...Alcoholics Anonymous: Shit happens-one day at a time!


A properly prepared shit sandwich is truly a wonderful culinary experience.

[the_darkmastr]

ok here it is.

[jollyrgr]

Microsoft changes its Windows Genuine Advantage (WGA) when customers complain that it is "spyware".

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nf/20060609/...JlYmhvBHNlYwM-

Let's see....
Spyware is installed without telling the user just what it is going to do.
Spyware phones home to the writer.
Spyware can take control of a computer and redirect web connections.
Spyware can change a computers settings and download files.


WGA is installed without telling the user just what it is going to do.
WGA phones Microsoft (its writer) after every reboot.
WGA can control what pages a user sees.
WGA downloads settings and specifically a settings file.

Your vote: Is WGA spyware?

[jollyrgr]

A few years ago hektik.org posted a story about TechTV's Cat Schwarz posting photos of herself in her blog. (It was because of this that I discovered Hektik.org.) Problem is the photos were cropped versions of nude pictures she had taken of herself. She used Photoshop as her editor which stored thumbnails of the originals along with the cropped version. Enterprising geeks extracted the thumbnails and posted them.

Well here is an update...Cat is now a mommy. Read about it in her husband's blog.

http://www.keef.textamerica.com/?r=4946988

[idbeholda]

Originally Posted by jollyrgr

Microsoft changes its Windows Genuine Advantage (WGA) when customers complain that it is "spyware".

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nf/20060609/...JlYmhvBHNlYwM-

Let's see....
Spyware is installed without telling the user just what it is going to do.
Spyware phones home to the writer.
Spyware can take control of a computer and redirect web connections.
Spyware can change a computers settings and download files.


WGA is installed without telling the user just what it is going to do.
WGA phones Microsoft (its writer) after every reboot.
WGA can control what pages a user sees.
WGA downloads settings and specifically a settings file.

Your vote: Is WGA spyware?

I think it is... that's why I refuse to install it lmfao.