Quit starin' at my dick! (They're not old pals)

[idbeholda]

And it's not a goddamn windchime.

I fail to see exactly how smoking pot constitutes as child endangerment.

Meanwhile, a colorado mayor causes a breathalyzer machine to kick off because of such a massive amount of alcohol that he consumed.

o.0... umz

14 pounds doesn't exactly sound premature.

Now you have to ask yourself one thing... Who's robbing the cradle, and who's robbing the grave?

More news to come after work.

[911scfan]

Now you have to ask yourself one thing... Who's robbing the cradle, and who's robbing the grave?

What does 104 yr old pussy taste like?

Depends!

[idbeholda]

Originally Posted by 911scfan

Now you have to ask yourself one thing... Who's robbing the cradle, and who's robbing the grave?

What does 104 yr old pussy taste like?

Depends!

Strange, I've always heard that the hardest part about eating one's vegetables is getting them back in the wheelchair.

[cold]

Originally Posted by 911scfan

Now you have to ask yourself one thing.. Who's robbing the cradle, and who's robbing the grave? What does 104 yr old pussy taste like?

Depends!

Nice. It's always good to get a gross joke of the day =D

[idbeholda]

On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero. [/fight club]

Ironically, this article appears shortly after the whole myspace uproar.

More of Bush's crazy antics. This time, he thinks he's in charge of a country that is independent from ours. No, it's not Iraq this time. Or Iran. Or Afghanistan. Or any middle east country. Or the United States. Or Canada. Or Mexico. Or small, unnamed South American Countries. Or Australia. Or China. Or Russia. I think about the only thing I've left out is Antarctica, because that place is mine, and the penguins could give less than a fuck what Bush thinks.

That's because they fed the rats the human equivalent of about 400 metric tons of artificial sweetener. If you eat that much of ANYTHING, you're going to get fucking cancer.

The illness is called being rich. The cause of death: Darwin's Theory Of Evolution.

The funniest part is, that the there is a company called Rocky Boots close to where I live. With all the litigation going on, I'm surprised nobody's tried suing each other yet..

What the article doesn't say, is that the elephant extracted the designer's teeth, and carved little human figurines out of them that can be fit into a small wooden bead. Much like the same toys you see advertised in comic books from the 70's and 80's.

I'm awaiting to see the dawn of "Atomic Melvin" and his sidekick "Ripped Underpants Boy". Hilarity ensues.

More news to come later this evening. I've been kidnapped, and locked in a closet. My new name is Hugo. *muffled cries and something overheard about a fruit cellar*

[idbeholda]

Originally Posted by cold

Nice. It's always good to get a gross joke of the day =D

You have given me an idea. Yes... there will be blood. :P

[cold]

Originally Posted by idbeholda

You have given me an idea. Yes... there will be blood. :P

Like 95 Yr old blood-in-grandma's-depends blood, or just blood in general? =o

[jackieO]

*vomits all over* I guess old people need sexing too, just don't kill the still reproductive peoples vision of sex. ewewewew!

[cold]

You ever had sex and thought about something so funny that you started laughing and had to stop? Now that shit's funny.

[911scfan]

*vomits all over* I guess old people need sexing too, just don't kill the still reproductive peoples vision of sex. ewewewew!

Don't make me steal your scoot and put ape hangers on it ;P

[jackieO]

Originally Posted by 911scfan

Don't make me steal your scoot and put ape hangers on it ;P

But but but!!!