Happy New Year, and if we make you cry... kiss our asses!

[kenny]

Well the New Year is the only holiday I really like to celebrate. I mean the rest of the holidays are such bullshit. Thanksgiving, a time to be thankful… and most of the time you are forced to spend it along with others that you could give a rat’s ass about. The only thing I am thankful for is when the day ends. This way I can go back to hanging out with Hannah and other friends, however the turkey incident was an odd one. Then comes Christmas , which is a big pile of fuck. I mean here is a date that makes everyone on edge, and it puts such an unnecessary burden on everyone. If I don’t get so and so a gift they will be angry, or I just have to get so and so a gift because… Man fuck all of that drama, this year I got presents for Hannah and of course my son. Also adept and I got Gil a Max Hardcore DVD for all of the help he gives with photo’s. Other than that I just did not fuck around. Then my favorite holiday rolled around, New Years, but I did not celebrate nor did I do shit, I sat on the couch nursing loritabs and the other medication my doctor prescribed. See my ass had started to hurt, and after 3 days I went to a kick ass ER doctor that replaced that stupid fuck I was seeing. He found some weird abscess in my ass. So I was moved to another room, a very small room. Now a nurse came in to join the party. She held my black hole wide apart while the doctor proceeded to inject a numbing solution into my anus, then he started in with the scalpel. He kept telling me not to jump, but numb or not when the tip of that scalpel starts to make the incision in your tender ass meat, it is really hard to not move. It was some horrible shit, I felt just like Marcellus Wallace in Pulp fiction. Oh well, my ass feels better I can at least sit down now.

Changes – Lots of changes. As you can tell there is not a full page of posts. Prior we were using some half assed news system to post. This was all fine and dandy but when there where a lot of responses it could not handle them, as well as making them look really shitty. So adept worked on and interface for the main page. Now this main page is driven by the forums. News is now posted via the forums, and the comments are handled by the forums as well. It may take a little bit of getting used to, but it should prove to be much better. So give us some feedback on this.

Last but not least I found it funny last night. I am having a conversation with someone and out of nowhere a voice interjects into this conversation. His only point was a sorry attempt to discredit me or maybe it was a sad attempt at trying to get me in trouble I guess, I am not really sure why this little fuck started talking. He wanted to make it apparent to the person I was talking to that they new I ran hektik, and that we take pictures of people, etc… The person I was talking to was like ya, so… then we went on with our conversation. This puzzled me, you kept talking shit on the web site, but you sure knew a lot about it. By that I mean you were very up to date with what was going on here. I am sorry you could not get me in trouble. Face the facts bitch; we have been here since 1995. In this time I have received death threats, lawsuits and shit load of complaints and guess what… We are not going anywhere, so you might as well kill yourself.

2600 is tonight for all of those that go. Well as always thanks for stopping in. Keep the word of mouth alive

[adept]

I hate the idea of "Santa Claus". What exact purpose does it have?

[Muti]

Serial is a fuck-twit.

[jier]

kansas+news system+forum = sexy

[veruus]

I hope that gets better for you.



/me counts his blessings that he has not had to have objects put in or removed from his ass.

[cchris_47]

who's the girl in the picture????

Was it a pilonidal abcess kenny? I just had one removed on the 16th of December. Made a really nasty scar. Not too comfortable either. Made getting hammered on new years a precarious proposition.

[adept]

Originally posted by cchris_47
who's the girl in the picture????

She reads the site, she will probably reply if she wants you to know.

she needs less clothing

[Kansas]

Oh my gosh, i don't check the site for a month and i come here to see my naked ass plastered on the front?! Geez you should warn me when you do shit like that, *laugh* That is an ugly pic too, blah! Well ya got my attention kenny.

We need to chat sometime soon for sure, maybe we should start emailing back and forth since the irc contact thing doesn't seem to be working too well.

I'm sorry about your ass.. thank you for the graphic details. *shudder*

I start school tomorrow, and then a new job on tuesday, but email me or somethin so we can catch up

[kenny]

Splurge: it was not a pilonidal abcess, it was some form of abcess but i do not recall off the top of my head. I can find out later when i go home, it was scribbled down by the doctor on a paper i have.

As for you Kansas, ya i have not talked to you for abit... I figured your butt would make you appear!!! Girls backside + grafitti = good ratings!

[adept]

Originally posted by Kansas
irc contact thing

try idling

There really is nothing more fun than having an abcess removed though is there? A buttcrack full of surgical packing is exactly how i wanted to spend the holidays!

[kenny]

She can't idle, unlike us she does not have a dedicated connection. She needs to upgrade her DSL package... And yes splurge, it was a shitty way to spend new years eve, anus all cut open and sore

much as I hate to be seen caring about how another man's ass feels, I hope it feels better. So did they insert a numbing agent like all the way up or just around the hole?