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Old 05-05-2006, 12:53 AM
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The sad part is, if you think about it, he's right. Besides which, they're not exactly accomplishing anything.

WTF. Something like that should be passed once, and have a permanent stay in law. Fucking waste of time renewing something that shouldn't have to be renewed.

Once again, Rumsfeld looks like an ass.

Hypocrisy at its finest.

As of 3:00, he's closed for business.

Necrophilia: The Urge To Sit Back And Pop A Cold One.

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Old 05-05-2006, 09:49 AM
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Something about this just doesn't add up.

Sun sues Azul systems. It looks like another sissy fight of biblical proportions.

A third, and equally cocktastic lawsuit.

Download and save the video before some asshat decides to pull some stupid shit and ask for it to be removed under their drunken interpretation over what public domain really is.

Mass production of Tamiflu. Never mind that the stuff only works about 45% of the time.

Don't send them back to the company, send them to me. I have plans for such "unfortunate" products... most of which involve 16' copper wire and thermite.

I like the idea of this. Since my balls are already large, people will freak out when they see a pair of floating testicles.

VW Jet Engine Swap. o.0

Hilarious Harry Potter fanfic titles you's never want to see.

Fooling Photoshop and currency. The dude freaks me out. NOBODY should be that energetic.

WTF

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Oh fucking SICK! I gagged a little when reading this. At least alcohol "kills" most germs but still, thats just not right. "special" taste my ass!
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The sad part is, if you think about it, he's right. Besides which, they're not exactly accomplishing anything
He's right about what? I think it's funny his picture is so big. It makes me think that they want to publicate him largely so he'll get shanked in the eye when he steps in prison. Fuck that douche-bag.
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Old 05-05-2006, 01:44 PM
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He's right about what? I think it's funny his picture is so big. It makes me think that they want to publicate him largely so he'll get shanked in the eye when he steps in prison. Fuck that douche-bag.
The main problem is, publicating his actions will make him well known, but it's pointless because the prison he is being sent to is essentially a large complex of solitary confinement. So once again... not really a whole lot being accomplished. Personally, I think it would be funnier to cover him with honey and fireants once a week.
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Looks like the Bush Administration and FCC are simply losing traction. It certainly couldn't have anything to do with baseless "logic".

As a result, Bush himself is grasping at straws.

Google sued by dumbass lawyer. I can understand why, but I'm fairly certain that's something you have to scour Google for hours to find.

The fire was actually a result of dry hump combustion.

It's called Drop-The-Fork Approach. The other day, I saw a man that was so large, he had a cameltoe. I'm not joking.

Now that's just wrong.

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The main problem is, publicating his actions will make him well known, but it's pointless because the prison he is being sent to is essentially a large complex of solitary confinement. So once again... not really a whole lot being accomplished. Personally, I think it would be funnier to cover him with honey and fireants once a week.
You didn't answer my initial question. What was he right about?
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Oh fucking SICK! I gagged a little when reading this. At least alcohol "kills" most germs but still, thats just not right. "special" taste my ass!

Mmm Tasty Corpse. Not to worry though, it's just an Urban Legend:
http://www.snopes.com/horrors/cannibal/tapping.asp
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WTF. Something like that should be passed once, and have a permanent stay in law. Fucking waste of time renewing something that shouldn't have to be renewed.
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Yeah, but call me paranoid, but once the non-renewing law comes into effect, we could have patriot acts that never need to be renewed or reviewed.

/What ever happened to Republicans being for a smaller government? Like the Jeffersonian Republicans?
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Mmm Tasty Corpse. Not to worry though, it's just an Urban Legend:
http://www.snopes.com/horrors/cannibal/tapping.asp
Oh good, still gives me the willies though. Dead people aren't much fun.
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