Attention, Wal-Mart Shoppers, ... Testicles... That is all.

[idbeholda]

It was then, 2 aisles over that they hear "What did I tell you about talking and taking my dick out of your mouth?"

Google opens up API functions for third party developers.

More with the oil prices. Goddamn crackheads. That's why my plans of world domination includes the free use of energy.

Chronic fatigue found to possibly have a genetic factor.

Subglacial lakes hold possible key to new types of biological evolution.

More news to come...

[idbeholda]

Finally, something good comes out of Firefox.

It's just like The Hills Have Eyes. Yes ... yes.... I've needed a cheap, easy way to come up with radioactive carrier wolf-bears. I shall soon have killer bees the size of my cat well within reach. As for Edward, he shall be my right hand man. Do not fear his requests for seafood and/or onions. Thou shalt only fear The Edward if his wishes of seafood buffets are not fulfilled... and mine.

And the genetic tinkering won't end there. I for one, think we should take our next evolutionary step by ourselves.

Seagate announces the arrival of the 750GB hard drive.

Microsoft and Autodesk lose lawsuit.

Sony drops prices of the Playstation 2. *worships playstation*

If they were smart, they would have locked him in solitary confinement and made him listen to Donna Summer for 8 hours straight.

Alzheimer's on the rise. No shit. It couldn't have anything to do with the uproar about social security either.

Very interesting piece of artwork.

Early fossil of a snake discovered.

Apple patches java flaw.

And that's why when I take over, there will be none of this kind of childish crap. Free energy will solve most of these problems anyway.

I'm having a colonshift that will probably add quite a bit of natural methane into the mix. But the new technique is cool as hell.

Another futile effort.

I suppose they know nothing of the open case.

I would love to see the blueprints for that.

Luggage that weighs itself. That way, you'll know exactly how many human heads you can fit into that case without arousing suspicion,

More on the artificial black holes.

And so the fun spreads. And somehow, I'm less than surprised.

I'll have to grab myself a few copies of these. Into my second, ever-growing archive they shall go.