It is my job to save America, one smile at a time.

[kenny]

The daylight fades in to darkness, and I sit here alone at my terminal wondering where tomorrow will take me. I have given the drug and drink a rest and I have been hitting the gym daily - going on two weeks now, even on weekends I try to put in some work. It is time to reclaim my mind and body. I am not saying goodbye to the depravity, after all it has been a companion for so very long, but moderation is the key here. I can’t just up and die on the people I love, and you – what would you do if there was no insanity to give you a break from your daily worries?

The new site is coming along, I know it’s been a long time, but hey we are busy and three of us have been putting in all of our spare time to get it up as quickly as possible – so thanks to Bios and Muti for all of their help. I also want to thank Gil for getting together all of the older club/party photos from 2002. I also want to thank XMission, for without them – well this site just wouldn’t have grown to the monstrosity that it has. So if you have any web hosting or internet connectivity needs – check them out. Thanks go out to all of those that have dug in their pockets and donated, any little bit helps to entertain millions a month. I also want to thank idbeholda for news and Cold and Katie for their blurbs here and there so that the site continues to have updates. Thanks also go out to you, the audience for making us the most popular homegrown site that has surpassed the 10 year mark of crass off-color entertainment. Last but not least I want to thank my best friend who just makes me smile, those smiles translate in to productivity and a desire to not only continue working on this project from hell – but to do it in such a manner that we will change the world... one big mother fucking smile at a time. I love you more than you will ever know.

In the meantime we are working on getting all of the old content back up and trying to entertain you with some new eye candy here and there. The new site will be updated, still simple but cleaner and easier to navigate. Also you won’t have to worry about a big vagina popping up in the random images if you are surfing from work or school since we are implementing a work safe version of the site... well as work safe as we can be. Those that have seen the new look seem to like it, and any of you that have seen it and feel the urge on commenting, feel free – just don’t leak too much information on what you have seen. It will be a great start to the 11th year of entertaining the world, with a lot more content coming your way as we expand. And if any of you are interested in writing for the site, let me know. Fuck posting on myspace, where fox media owns everything you create. Instead, come to the dark side... I mean hektik and reach millions and keep ownership of your thoughts.

With that all said I will close and invite you to watch two short clips that I posted. The above photo with shitty camera work (sorry I was not ready to film) shows two little girls fighting on the sidewalk and the second shows two ladybugs fornicating on my hand – the only thing not work safe about this clip is the music I put it to. Enjoy.

Come on people now Smile on your brother.

If you are really bored, go here, find hektik and click on it... make us number one on SLC's local zine.

[dapper]

Hahaha. I <3 the lady bugs. A lot. My dick is so small that Ladybugs ask me if it's in yet. Get on the scene like a Ladybug sex machine! ...okay I'm done.

[cold]

That was the most random, yet cool things to reply to that post.

=D