News from the bottom of a bottle of beer.

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Chances are, if it sounds wierd, it's probably the beer speaking. Or just me.

The spam cube. It almost sounds like a box I came across last week that said "Do not open until doomsday".

WWII Enigma machines up for auction.

How the hell do you patent a "buy it now!" function? Seriously, some patents are just plain fucking ridiculous.

Oh, the irony. That's what you get for being an asshole.

More news to be belched from the deep recesses of my digestive tract.

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The MS/EU court battle rages on.

The joyous game of Musical Microprocessor Developers.

What are their thoughts on people migrating *FROM* the US, I wonder.

Controversy erupts over possible sanctions against Iran.

They may think it's legal, but that doesn't make the law any less retarded.

... So in otherwords, he's attempting to beat a dead horse.

No shit. It takes research to discover what crazy people have known for years.

And this is why you don't lay out and sunbathe for 6 1/2 hours a day.

Hormone found to play a key role in anorexia. I beat anorexia. In fact, I fucking maimed it, chopped it up, and turned it into a stew (just like a hobbit). Well, not really, I just like food.

ATI overclocking.

Another reason why I don't really like using Norton. I only use it as a last resort. But I like McAfee even less.

HAH Expect lawsuits over this one.

I bet Christopher Reeves is spinning in his grave.

A new, more efficient method of identifying bacteria has been developed.

Using quasars for encryption schemes.

When they said "socially challenged", for a second, I thought they were referring to the "I wanna cast magic missile" people who still live in their parents basement and still haven't gotten laid at the ripe old age of 29-35
"What you want to do, is use your Mystical Fleshrod of Grokk-Mal and don it with Marvin's Skull Cap of Sexual Fortitude.".... you see where I'm going with this.

My bed is incapable of producing said 0G. Mine is a matress on top of a spring frame. My bed is a body-sucking pod. Hear me snore.

WTF... "Biopiracy?" I think I've heard it all now. Next, the RIAA and MPAA will be suing people for "copying" partial sequences of their genomes. Soon expect crackheads to try and make "Cellular DRM".

.XXX domain name proposal shot down again. If anything, that will encourage people to go to said sites.

At least this time, it's not Steve Irwin. Mental note: Kill Steve Irwin.

And once again, logic prevails in my argument that attempting to isolate the bird flu is a waste of time, effort, and money that could be spent in more productive ways.

Oh god. *soulshudder*

Another "no shit" moment.

Don't ban them. Encourage people with any and all silicone implants to take a trip up there, and even videotape it. "The Best Of Artificial Implant Injuries VII"

Sweet. One of the things that I eventually want to do is hack the crap out of an Atari 2600 and have an old hard drive hooked up to it so you can save roms ONTO the drive, and not have to worry about killing the cartridges.

More news will be up later today.