Today's St Patrick's Day News Is About As Green As My Bowel Movements.

[idbeholda]

Man throws his own severed penis at officers. This adds a whole new meaning to "He's just being a dick."

Looks like there will be no more sleepovers for Maculay Culkin.

184 Proof Whiskey. I want some of this.

And so the plot thickens. I would suggest eating now and becoming famine resistant.

Yet another Terry Schaivo.

More news to come.

[idbeholda]

Microsoft tells people why they need UMPC

Symantec "error" blocks people from using AOL. I hold the personal belief that this was not an error, but a godsend. I've tried AOL and it sucks ass. If I ever decide to go back to them, I still have almost a year of free service.... IF... being the keyword.

Six charged over gold scam in Kenya

That's because Bush is slightly on the retarded side.

Amusing article relating to meth use and sex among heterosexual men. Hahaha.

Two deaths result over use of the abortion pill.

No shit. When something that traumatic happens to any couple, it's no wonder they're more inclined to commit suicide.

Online OS's. Interesting. Very interesting.

This is what the gov't gets for meddling in foreign affairs.

I'm surprised he hasn't been dethroned as king yet. Oh, wait.. I forgot, he isn't a king, he's a fucking idiot.

I'm inclined to agree. As long as it's not tied in with violence.

French courts basically seek to challenge Apple's grip over online music sales.

Panspermia possible from earth to Europa.

And they'll find the true answer inside of a black hole.

Once again, there is one line of HTML code that basically shows that the people who whine about Google's caching are retards.

This will merely encourage every 15 year old to search for said domains.

The hell? I honestly think that the likes of MPAA and RIAA need to stop price gouging.

The Electronic Crucifix. This is just wrong.

I would make one glow in the dark.

The kid crying is what makes the article.

[kweejee]

Forget Online OS's. I'd much rather have a 3D OS like the project at http://opencroquet.org/