Sometimes, I'm convinced that maybe I am crazy.

[idbeholda]

Until I read news articles like this. Then I realize that I don't have a supermarket of issues as I initially thought I did, but rather, a newsstand with subscriptions and a mini express lane.

If a mine kills 26 people en-route to a wedding, then some seriously bad karma must have been brewing that we don't know about. Adds a whole new meaning to "speak now or forever hold your peace"... OH GOD! OW TITTY TWISTER!!! TITTY TWISTER!!!!

Bong hits are not only OK with jesus, but they're also A-OK with me. And quite honestly, I'd rather have a joint every now and then instead of a beer.

Suspension over a skunk oil prank? Back in my day, we left a car on top of the school building. OW OW!!! ANOTHER TITTY TWISTER!!!!

What people seem to be realizing less and less of nowadays is that it takes two to make a child. Incidentally, one of my favorite pickup lines is "Hi, I'm a math tutor. Let's take you, add me, go over to my place (and have a few beers), subtract our pants, divide your legs and try not to multiply."

Meanwhile, me and my gf Jessy (along with our pets and most of the human race) rejoice over the fact that people are now seeing Bush for the dumbass that he really is. And if me and Jessy find this to be hilarious, chances are, you will too.

After China delivers a cockslap of gargantuan proportions over US critcism of "human rights", Venezuela leaves no ball or penis unturned in their regards to "toilet paper" backsass from the US.

Well, looks like we know where our tax money is going (c/o Jessy) Strangely enough, I'm inclined to agree.

This definitely violates the George Carlin rule of "Anything bigger than a fist, and less loving than a dildo."

More news is coming sooner than you think. Wait... that sounds mildly pornographic. I certainly hope my finger doesn't hit the "submit" button.... oops... too late.

[idbeholda]

T-Mobile and Cingular recall faulty phones.

Collecting the pensions of a dead relative. And it took them 26 years to catch on.

Interesting site I found while browsing.

While I was taking a crap last night, Jessy decided to look up a few news articles and comment on them as well :P

Are they fucking crazy..There goes the moral fiber of true christan values.

All I can say is "Way to go" It's about time somebody gets off their lazy ass and start talking about STD's openly..I for one give the girls a pat on the back..

Why don't they just swap bowel movements and get it over with..The next order will say that they can't be in the same state..

That's all for the moment. I'll put more news up when I have my break from work, which will be in a few hours.

[idbeholda]

When it comes to things like myspace, children who are actively seeking out people who are out of their age range should be charged as well as the person attempting to "hook up" with the underage child. It's called personal responsibility, folks.

Hah. This doesn't surprise me.

More images of the watery giant.

Hilarious menu items. Engrish gone wrong.

All they need to do is add the word "Law" to the acronym. Heheheh... FECAL.

Vista will not run on intel macs. Expect a hack sometime in the near future that invalidates this article.

EU whines to MS.

I'm definitely looking forward to this.

Milosevic dies in his cell. No surprise here.

Surprised my ass. Bush and Cheney are guilty of the same thing, it's just that nobody has the fucking nads to say it, except for a select few.

BOTD No nudity, but the content is questionably work safe. View at your own risk.

[jollyrgr]

It was bound to happne sooner or later.
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