Newswhoring Fresh From The Tip Of My Penis.

[idbeholda]

Adobe patches up a few rounds of security flaws. Let's see them try to patch something like this...



And another prime example of why n00bs should be banned from opening mail attachments. At least it's not widespread stupidity.

France to discuss filesharing laws. I fail to see what there is to discuss. In my opinion, filesharing is not copyright infringement, and sharing is caring, so fuck the RIAA and MPAA.

A dumbass actually tries to sue apple for his hearing loss because he had headphones on too much. People like that should not be allowed to breed.

More news to come.

[idbeholda]

AT&T cuts DSL prices.

MS Says forget OPML. I'm inclined to agree, considering the fact that RSS is a whole lot easier to parse than OPML.

Someone needs to slip a little colon blow into their coffee.

Microsoft claims EU is withholding documents in lawsuit.

Another spammer gets his ass sued. They should neuter and spay instead of sue. The human population is already reaching a breaking point.

Some pussies call foul over a political cartoon. That's why they're in the *EDITORIAL* section of the paper.

Some GOP members cry not only about cartoons, but also over the truth. They need to bend over and take it like a saigon whore.

And when they say licorice, I'm quite sure they're not referring to that nastyass twizzler's crap that tastes like stale ass.

Multiple drugs and schizos. Someone needs to make a board game out of this... *takes a chance card* "Take a ride on Thorazine Railroad" O.0

Protecting linux from malware.

Kill 'em. Kill 'em all.

Finally, Bush says something people have been saying for years. Let's just hope he means it.

Another possible planet found.

Using soundwaves to kill cancer cells. I know of something else that'll kill not only cancer cells but humans as well: "The Best Of Hall & Oates" on an 8 Track.

I will bet you anything someone will be dumb enough to try and electrify their teeth with a coat hanger and a light socket and then sue the doctors that came up with this method.

I still say flocks of humans are inherently stupid.

That's all for now.

[cold]

No BabeoftheDay?

BOtD

[aadil]

Hehe.