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[idbeholda]

... or some other strangely offensive title. More news to come.

News from "The Book Of Retard" Department: Company that doesn't have a single product tries suing Google.

In the meantime, Google helps out the independent film industry.

Another scandal in the making.

More gas fun.

A second scandal in the making. Perhaps they'll impeach the motherfucker for violating the constitution and the judicial system.

Blood tainted HIV and a lawsuit.

[idbeholda]

Interesting.

News from the "No Shit, Sherlock; Keep Digging, Watson" Department: Study says 1 in 10 teens are depressed. Fuckin Emo music is what does it.

Dog Cloning in Korea. *SNICKER*

Yet another reason to loathe the iPod. Expect the another study to say that 5 out of every 10 depressed teens have hearing problems. Fuckin Helen Keller wannabes.

And yet a THIRD scandal! (jollyrgr)

Retards are eatin fatty beef if you ask me. I personally use the diet, and I can tell you that half the retards that use this diet have no idea what the fuck they're doing. Emphasis on FRUITS AND VEGETABLES. ..... ... FRUITS AND VEGETABLES....

o.0

Senate shoots down arctic drilling. Lest we forget the Juan Valdez/Exxon?

Nanotechnology in microchips by 2015. In accordance with the prophecy, so ends the mayan calendar.

Amusing suggestions by the FAA.

No shit. The government pretty much made the internet to begin with.

Now here's a get rick quick scheme.

2005 was a bad year for security. That's because some people try to learn more.

RIAA? Kicking and screaming.

This is just creepy. Not the article itself, but the child pornographers.

Cute.

HORSECOCK!

Bout damn time someone stood up to censorship.

This kid has some balls.

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A fun joke to play on retards.

I say 22% of U.S. citizens are naturally born stupid.

More goatse.cx fun.

Would have been even funnier if it were coal.

THE HELL? If I had one of those swimming around in my toilet, I'd aim to sink when I'm docking the brown sub.

Breaking silly putty.


I'll put up BOTD when I get back from work.

[cold]

uh! beat you to it (NWS)

[EDIT:] The image was hot-linked. Dammit!

[medfield]

you know what sucks about bush spying and everything. Is that its pretty much completely legal after congress ammended FISA (www.fas.org/irp/agency/doj/fisa/), it sounds sketchy but its been through the federal courts I think 3 or 4 times now and Bush has won everytime. Which is exactly why we must take our time deciding who we put on the bench...