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Old 12-14-2005, 02:12 PM
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Old 12-14-2005, 02:43 PM
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Intel to make laptops that require less power. Bout damn time.

Here come the Jetsons.

Microsoft issues 2 new patches.

If the headline comes true (GM bankruptcy possible: S&P), we will be saying AND THEN THERE WAS ONE.... (jollyrgr)

XBox flops in Japan. Hah.

Why can't the bastard admit that he just fucked up?

Tea could help fight ovarian cancer.

One more reason I'm glad I eat a lot of seafood. Some people look at me as though I'm crazy when I eat a pound of lemon pepper salmon, and nothing else.

US to start cancer genome mapping.

Efavirenz causes mental disorders in some HIV patients. Another good reason to wrap it. And by it, I mean Frank & Beans... Gimpy & The Twins... Rumple Foreskin... Mister Jiggledaddy... Johnson Cochenbals... you get the idea

Reality TV? Betting Scams? NEVER!!!!

o.0 --- >.<

More torture for all. Personally, if I were to torture somebody, I would need nothing more than the following items:

1)Pack of Kool Menthol 100's
2)Pack of Pall Mall (unfiltered)
3)Paperclip
4)Bottle of Rubbing Alcohol
5)1 Yard Flamingo
6)CD comprised of Philip Glass, The John Tesh Project, and Air Supply

E-Voting fun for North Carolina

Harnessing lightning to make hydrogen the next big thing.

CEO of Diebold quits. *laughs hysterically*

News from the "Hah! Religious nutjobs are at it again!" Department: Promoting sex "The Way God Wants It" ... yeah.... and remember kids, when you sodomize somebody, it's all about giving respect.

Interesting article on Narwhal Tusks. The scary things I could do with a pair of those....

When should you start worrying about the Apocalypse? When chimps start beating children in reasoning tests.

Willard, Part III

Movie execs need laid.

News from the "zOMGWTFBBQ" Department: Start hoarding tabulatures before they become illegal. Soon, I expect they'll try and make it illegal for people to pick up music by ear.

Can we say "Social Anxiety"?

Another good reason to not snap nude pics of yourself on a cell phone. I propose that instead, we all take shots of our scrotum and post them over the internet.

I've done worse. Fortunately, nobody takes it seriously.

Oldest Mayan painting discovered.

Another harsh blow to Sony.

Mayor proposes ban on death.

Personal Freedom, anyone?



Manic, you can post the BOTD if you want... I don't give a fuck.
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Old 12-14-2005, 04:45 PM
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Don't be mad sweety. I'm just trying to push your buttons because I feel my penis size is inadequate. <3 <3 <3 lol.
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Old 12-14-2005, 05:30 PM
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lol... figured as much, but I figured, if you wanted to do BOTD, hell.... that's one less thing I have to worry about :P Nice choice btw.
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lol... figured as much, but I figured, if you wanted to do BOTD, hell.... that's one less thing I have to worry about.
F..f..figured one would not worry to choose a babe for everyone to appreciate. F....f...fwoops...
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Old 12-14-2005, 11:12 PM
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He said: "Saddam was a threat, and the American people and the world is better off because he is no longer in power."
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I said: "Bush is a threat, and the American people and the world will better off when he is no longer in power."
I'm also fucking tired of the Jew's whining about the fucking holocaust and every other bullshit Politicaly Correct bitchfest. Just like the asshole christians in this state/country bitching about the non-christians and the whole "happy holidays" shit... fuck all of you. What about us who don't even fucking care, that have to eat all of this shit on every corner... "then don't pay attention"... fuck you, I need to be part of society as well... there's plenty of middle ground and no one wants to stand on it.


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When should you start worrying about the Apocalypse? When chimps start beating children in reasoning tests.
No... again... it's not the kids that are stupid, but the way they are taught... or not as the case probably is... I mean, ration and logic are not commonly taught skills in this world any more... Says a lot for where we are as a society though.



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Personal Freedom, anyone?
Yes, personal freedom bitch. The freedom of a company to hire whom it wants too, on the grounds it wants to. The freedom of me as a coworker not having to pay for your sorry ass being of lower health. You have a choice, so should I, so should they. The facts are out, the truth is obvious.

This all ties back into the PC bitchfest bullshit again. Having to hire minorities or a certain sex so as not to discriminate... fine, not discriminating for something some one doesn't have a choice in... like being born black and with a cunt is acceptable... so long as that person is the best fit for the job. If a white male is more educated, more able, flat out smarter, a company should have the right to hire him over anyone else. You want a job? Get educated if you can, if not, McDonalds will take you. Black, Female, Lezbian? Can you write intelligent software? Fine, here's a paycheck. Problem is, they have to hire some retarded motherfucker just because they can't find an educated minority to meet the "quota"...

If a company wants to cut the costs incured by providing better benifits to the employees, then fuck the smokers, again, McDonalds could give a shit less, they don't provide benefits. It's not profitable. There are plenty of inteligent people that don't smoke that can do your job. Or you could stop smoking and keep that job. Don't give me the bullshit reasons for smoking, none of them are intelligent or necessary. This isn't about smoking though, this is about the ultimate ability for an entity, individual or group, to have the FREEDOM to make the smartest choices for themselves, end of story.



Manic, just cut your penis off... you'll never use it anyway.
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Old 12-14-2005, 11:25 PM
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