This holiday season, ride *MY* snake!

[idbeholda]

And when you do, you also get a free shot of gravy. More news on the second post.

[Gil]

w00ps!

[idbeholda]

AOL releases desktop search utility. I ask you this... why not just get Copernic? They're also planning on releasing a new, revamped instant messenger. Let's just hope they change the interface to something that looks nice, rather than ... well... sucky.

Firefox tries their hand with video development. Expect exploits to crop up as usual.

Someone tries to kill Bush. I told you all it was only matter of time before someone tried it. I think of the would-be assassain as a hero more than a villain.

Venezuela gives US a cheap oil deal. Apparently, the US Oil Companies are too poor to give a shit about the general population. Chavez: 1 - Bush: -3

Europe to query the US about secret prisons. This is what we call "Bend Over And Give Daddy Some Sugar" Syndrome, which also happens to tie hand in hand with "Hypocrisy". Looks like the US is going to get a bitchslap. I for one, welcome the hand that smacks the ass of the untamed beast.

On the other hand, EU is going through a baby milk formula scare.

News from the "No Shit, Sherlock: Keep Digging, Watson" Department.
Obese children found to have more health problems. And it took *RESEARCH* to figure this one out. I suppose that more and more common sense is out of the question. "I'd like a Big Man... extra Man Sauce... heavy on the knees".

Speaking of the dwindling of common sense, here's one about
obsessive compulsive disorder. Just one more piece of evidence that the human population as a whole is degenerating from walking, slightly drooling, stink-producing primates that fight over vibrantly colored paper and strange colored liquids that can be gathered from the ground, to a stinking, all-drooling puddle of goo. All hail Cthulhu.

What do you give a greedy, overweight, short-sighted politician for Christmas as a "Stocking Stuffer"? A scandal. As we all know, politics is merely the art of lying through your teeth, except it's legalized. In any other respect, you'd be jailed for half the shit they do.

Bird flu confirmed to be spreading in Russia. Big surprise here, considering they're neighboring *CHINA*.

News from the "Fresh Off The Grill Of Hypocrisy" Department: US wants better prison conditions. Excuse me while I go laugh myself into a coma.

Bush shoots himself in the foot. Again. Expect another damning evidencial memo of His Holy Majesty sometime in the next week. Also expect Cheney and Rumsfeld to whine a bit louder and attempt to save face by either partner swapping, or memo swapping. Whichever comes first.

Japanese sex toys.

Microsoft tells Mac users to switch browsers for the time being. At least they're not trying to sweep shit under the rug anymore like other companies. That's definitely a plus.

As if US getting The Anal Probing Of A Lifetime wasn't bad enough, other countries are now using the patent process against large american corporations.

Black tape defeats Sony's rootkit. This wouldn't be the first time tape has been used for this sort of crap. I wonder how long it will be before Big Entertainment lobbies congress to illegalize the use of electrical tape on cd's and define it as "computer misuse" and "piracy".

Email scammers now posing as the FBI and CIA.


And finally...BOTD

[idbeholda]

Originally posted by Gil
w00ps!

It's all good :P

[the_darkmastr]

Ever get those 6am phone calls.....as follows...

me:What?!

them:Are you tired of paying to much for cable?

me:I don't have cable.

them:Accord to my records you do.

me:you need new records.

them:Would you like to try satilite?

me:NO!...Wait did you hear that? *pop*

them:what was that?

me:ME PULLING MY DICK OUT OF YOUR ASS, NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SWALLER IT.

me:.............................CLICK!

[idbeholda]

Originally posted by the_darkmastr
Ever get those 6am phone calls.....as follows...

me:What?!

them:Are you tired of paying to much for cable?

me:I don't have cable.

them:Accord to my records you do.

me:you need new records.

them:Would you like to try satilite?

me:NO!...Wait did you hear that? *pop*

them:what was that?

me:ME PULLING MY DICK OUT OF YOUR ASS, NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SWALLER IT.

me:.............................CLICK!

Haha... I get the same type of phone calls. Here's a transcript of one of my conversations with The Cockroach Whores. Heh heh... I said "cock".

Them: "Hello, we are installing a new service with DirectTV. We are calling on behalf of [generic company], would you be interested in our services?"

Me: "Well, that all depends, what comes with it?"

Them: "You get a satellite with DirectTV, and your first 3 months of service is free. In addition to that, if you sign up now, you'll get a $10 reduction rate on your account. This is of course to draw in new customers, and to make the cost of DirectTV Sattelite systems affordable to everyone"

Me: "Sounds interesting, and quite possibly a worthy investment. I have one other question about this though."

Them: "What's that sir?"

Me: "I was wondering if I could also get a free toaster or blender with that package."

Them: "I'm sorry, sir, we don't have that offer with our package."

Me: "YOU PATRONIZING SON OF A BITCH!"

Them: "What?"

Me: *click*


Ahhhh telemarketing fun. I've also recorded some of the messages on my machine in response to what I have on it now. Once my site is back up and running, I'll give you all a link to it :P.