A great value...

[adept]

I know everybody here is sick of paying full price for exorcisms, finally there is a cheaper option.

[Phoenix]

Cheap is good... right?

[adept]

Originally posted by Phoenix
Cheap is good... right?

Well uhh... Cheap is cheap, if Ronald McDonald did exorcisms, I have a feeling he would have a similar promotion.

[Phoenix]

But would he be wearing a bad rug and laderhosen?

I only want my ghostbusting done by a TRUE cheap professional.

[adept]

Originally posted by Phoenix
But would he be wearing a bad rug and laderhosen?

I only want my ghostbusting done by a TRUE cheap professional.

I don't know but you could probably exorcise pretty much anything if you paid both the discount laderhosen enthusiast and Ronald McDonald $20 to make a gay exorcism porn video.

[Raven]

Bad rugs, laderhosen, happy meals and $20.00 might get ya a few cups of joe at the Roasting Company where cheap and easy exorcisms are a Friday night topic of discussion.

[Raven]

Oh, and I've always wondered and perhaps someone can answer this question, "Do you wear the rug or does the rug wear you?"

[Phoenix]

And all this time I've been WASTING my FRIDAY NIGHTS?

DAMN when the 411 is abound... I'm just plain Bound...

So... who YOU gonna Call?

[Raven]

FYI, I happened to get the low down on the ghost-be-gone technology and all customers need to prepare themselves for the exorcism by getting a good pair of earplugs.

[Phoenix]

PLEASE!!! NO! Not the Apple Song!!!

And whom wears who?

Depends on which side of the rug the dog has pissed on...

[rudeboy]

Finally! A deal with REAL value!

[idbeholda]

So does this mean I don't need my Evil-Begone Spray? The cannister even had 13% free :gonkface:

[marty]

Hey adept, long time no see. Yeah, so I have gotten into the whole exoschism gig. figure piercings gonna bust in another millenium or so. Business is a bit slow, but I've been dropping LSD into mormon sacrament trays to get things rolling. Can't afford City Weekly ads yet. We'll see.

[kweejee]

Originally posted by marty
Hey adept, long time no see. Yeah, so I have gotten into the whole exoschism gig. figure piercings gonna bust in another millenium or so. Business is a bit slow, but I've been dropping LSD into mormon sacrament trays to get things rolling. Can't afford City Weekly ads yet. We'll see.

That would explain the time my neighbor was attacking his wife yelling "In the name of the heavenly father I command you, DEPART!" while holding her head in the sprinkler. True story.

[Phoenix]

Originally posted by kweejee
That would explain the time my neighbor was attacking his wife yelling "In the name of the heavenly father I command you, DEPART!" while holding her head in the sprinkler. True story.

pix pls...

was it, "i command you, depart"? or "get the fuck out bitch"?