Buy the ticket, take the ride.

[kenny]

Hi guys! I just thought that I would remind you all that I am far superior. I am sitting here hammering out this imbecilic text before you with my outer labia’s and this African sun is burning the shit out of my vagina so I decided to peck out yet another abominable rant to let you all know how superior I am. See I have my life together, I am perfect, I am... sexually frustrated? Just kidding ladies and gents, the world doesn’t need two Hannah’s. I am just here to let you know there are a couple of new video clips up on the site for the scavenger hunt. Feel free to watch some stupidity at it’s finest. Here are the tasks that I added thus far... Smash a beer bottle over a teammates head – run through a fence - crush a can over your head – pierce your finger webbing – put your fingers in a mousetrap – shave a word in to your head and drink chili sauce.

[fox]

If you think that was weak I plan on going all out soon! If you have any idea what "Dave's Insanity Chili Sauce " is then you know what a treat your in for. Concocted from the finest scotch bonnet chilis, and they rank among the top 3 hottest peppers known . I will gladly amuse our faithfull HEKTIK fans.

[trentsteel68]

Originally posted by fox
If you think that was weak I plan on going all out soon! If you have any idea what "Dave's Insanity Chili Sauce " is then you know what a treat your in for. Concocted from the finest scotch bonnet chilis, and they rank among the top 3 hottest peppers known . I will gladly amuse our faithfull HEKTIK fans.

Dave's Insanity Chili Sauce. I tried a few drops of that stuff on my tounge, and I was in pain. A few drops in a big batch of food may taste good, but straight? That shit is poison.

If you do drink it straight, I really hope you live, or at the very least, have poison control standing by.

/And DON'T get that stuff in your eyes. That was my second mistake.

[Kreep]

Dude... That beer bottle shit made me cry... what the fuck did he do, crack you with the edge of the butt?

[rudeboy]

Influx, I respect your skills.

[influx]

Originally posted by Kreep
Dude... That beer bottle shit made me cry... what the fuck did he do, crack you with the edge of the butt?

Yeah. I'm not an experienced beer bottle smasher. :P

Originally posted by rudeboy
Influx, I respect your skills.

:D

[Kreep]

It was just that hollow tinny thud... just ouch, but I just started laughing so hard...

[kweejee]

That bottle smashing was the funniest. I like how you just kept pulling them out of your pocket.

[TickleYourFancy]

Yeah, I was thoroughly impressed. You guys got cracked pretty hard. Bravo.