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[Shalome]

Netcraft.com's anti-phishing toolbar leads to website defacers attacking phishing site landing pages. Hilarity ensues.

Chicago library plans to implement fingerprint scanners to identify and log computer users.

Yahoo chat bug lets you DoS a YIM user by sending malformed packets to Yahoo! Messenger servers.

Turning the PSP into a WiFi VoIP phone? Well, why not... the thing does come with WiFi, a TCP stack, and a "Headphone/Microphone/Control connector." Get to it, gadget hackers.

Netscape 8 released; Netscape 8.0.1 released a few hours later to patch security holes.


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[Shalome]

Apple PowerBook and iBook batteries going up in flames -- again.

GreenFuel "bioreactors" create biodiesel from algae farms.

Indiana toddler gets stuck inside vending machine at Wal-Mart. Why does it not surprise me that this happened at a Wal-Mart in Indiana?

South Korea announces scientific leaps in human clone research while Bush has prayer breakfast with Catholics and condemns science.


Babe of the Day: Topless chick with terrible pants at payphone.

[Manic Velocity]

Kansas boobies!

[Manic Velocity]

Originally posted by Shalome
Indiana toddler gets stuck inside vending machine at Wal-Mart. Why does it not surprise me that this happened at a Wal-Mart in Indiana?

It's not just in Indiana. Weird shit happens in Wal-Marts in Utah, and I mean that quite literally. I once saw a kid, maybe 7 or 8 years old, sitting IN a urinal with his pants around his ankles. He was using the urinal to take a shit. Either that or he wanted to see if his ass could eat a urinal cake.

Wal-Marts attract the weirdest forms of life. From all species of white trash, to retards, to kids that use urinals to take their shits. They all seem to gravitate towards Wal-Mart. There must be some scientific explanation for this.

[Shalome]

Originally posted by Manic Velocity
Kansas boobies!

Shit, that's the same girl? Man...

[kenny]

There is a reason they continue to flourish, they brain wash the normal humans that step foot in the door. Once inside the florescent lights flash in such a pattern that you believe you must shop there non-stop. You soon start saving enough money that you quit your job and get on welfare. Once on welfare you have 5 children all with snot encrusted faces that will never amount to shit due to the amount of time you incubate them under the great walmart lights. Their brains will swell with water then your wife will murder one of your babies. This seems odd, and most think it’s just some housewife that has nothing left to live for so she snaps, in the process she takes her own child’s life. She didn’t snap, the glowing lights kept placing small directives in her brain only to be triggered by the random call she will get when the walmart gods decide it’s time for her to kill.

[Shalome]

Originally posted by kenny
There is a reason they continue to flourish, they brain wash the normal humans that step foot in the door. Once inside the florescent lights flash in such a pattern that you believe you must shop there non-stop. You soon start saving enough money that you quit your job and get on welfare. Once on welfare you have 5 children all with snot encrusted faces that will never amount to shit due to the amount of time you incubate them under the great walmart lights. Their brains will swell with water then your wife will murder one of your babies. This seems odd, and most think it’s just some housewife that has nothing left to live for so she snaps, in the process she takes her own child’s life. She didn’t snap, the glowing lights kept placing small directives in her brain only to be triggered by the random call she will get when the walmart gods decide it’s time for her to kill.

Heh.. when I lived in Missouri, I referred to WalMart as "the place rednecks go to beat their kids." Seriously, I've seen some of the most atrocious parent-child relationships ever in the aisles of WalMart.

I live in the rapidly gentrifying downtown area of Long Beach. There is still a WalMart squatting in what is becomign a nice shopping and dining area. I wish it would go away and let property values continue to rise.. it's like WalMart is saying "NO! This is still a crappy run-down area that needs WalMart!!!!" It's depressing to me, because I'm really enjoying watching this town clean itself up, and you just know that WalMart won't close that store without a massive fight. The city has pretty much already zoned away its parking lot...

[Tattooz4u]

http://walmartwatch.com

Just for you, Kenny.