I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

[blood_rose]

Today, I bring you a plethora of funny stories. Have fun with them! One more thing, try a McDonald's Filet-O-Fish with pickels and onions, it's really good.

Adrenline brings word of a free candy bar giveaway tomorrow.

News and Babes here

[blood_rose]

Microsoft and Ford working on cars that can't crash.

Here's a Mercedes that will only impress the most intelligent of women. In other words, don't expect any dates from driving this car.

Sony starts contest to find "EverQuest Babe" look-alike. I'm so glad I quit playing these games.

Deadwood, the show with an average 1.46 fucks per minute. (Thanks blademers)

Orson Scott Card says Star Trek sucks. That's like having a 58 year-old virgin woman telling you what porno you should download.

"Mom we learned how to make meth today in school."

Comedy of the Day: Jennifer Lopez wants to become the first female President.

Hero of the Day: 17-year-old high school journalist David McSwane, who's busted Army recruiters for encouraging fraud.

Video of the Day: She is so fired. (Thanks blademers)

911 Call of the Day: "The cat is scared of me please put it to sleep." Someone didn't take their meds this morning. (Thanks blademers)

blood_rose's Babe of the Day: I really like the one on the right.

[cold]

Originally posted by blood_rose
Microsoft and Ford working on cars that can't crash.

Sure, but when the damn things drive through school zones, ya gotta' restart the damn things and take it in to a mechani-tech. Oh god I can't think of the possibilities if i.e. spun off "road explorer" and people soon found out how easy it was to steal your car and upload viruses onto it. That is.. unless your driving under a sub-account and not the admin... heh.

[trentsteel68]

Originally posted by blood_rose
Video of the Day: She is so fired. (Thanks blademers)
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Was that from the American version of "The Office"?

[medfield]

man that lady with the cat is all bugged out. Man I wonder what kind of pills she was on, must have been some serious anti psychotic shit. YOUR TOILET PAPER, FUCK YOU, YOU BITCH, YOU SHOULD BE PUT TO SLEEP!

[Manic Velocity]

Originally posted by blood_rose
Video of the Day: She is so fired. (Thanks blademers)

I'm cranking the bullshit alarm on this one. It just looks too staged and scripted.

[kenny]

Anyone recall the link right off to that 911 operator that asked if he should shoot her kid? And I agree that fired clip looks a bit staged...

[Manic Velocity]

Originally posted by kenny
Anyone recall the link right off to that 911 operator that asked if he should shoot her kid?

http://www.thebostonchannel.com/news...45/detail.html

Not sure if you wanted a recording of the actual call, but there's a link to the story.

[kenny]

Originally posted by Manic Velocity
http://www.thebostonchannel.com/news...45/detail.html

Not sure if you wanted a recording of the actual call, but there's a link to the story.

Thanks, but yes I was looking for the actual call...

[trentsteel68]

Originally posted by kenny
Thanks, but yes I was looking for the actual call...

http://myfilez.info/watauga911.mp3
There you go.

[cold]

Originally posted by trentsteel68
http://myfilez.info/watauga911.mp3
There you go.

Gold I tell ya.