A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

[blood_rose]

Someone finds a finger in their bowl of Wendy's chili. (Thanks Kenny)

A new form of birth control favored by Dr. Faustus. (Thanks DrFaustus)

Freedom of speech wins a small victory. (Thanks jollyrgr)

Stupid PETA Story of the Day: OMG, the Easter bunny is evil!

blood_rose's Babes of the Day: I'm a sucker for redheds but the other is so cute too.

[Manic Velocity]

‘‘We are associating our campaign with Easter to help spread our message across the country,’’ said Mitali Parekh, project coordinator for PETA India.

Bullshit. You're associating your campaign with Easter to help spread your name across the country. If you're a media whore, just come out and say it.

Pretty soon, and I've got money on this, PETA will start a campaign to stop the production of any food that resembles an animal. Chocolate bunnies, chocolate eggs, and those little marshmallow peep things. They obviously perpetuate the nazi culture of meat-eating bastards. I better stop now before I give them any more ideas.

PETA is like that fat annoying kid in school who always thought the rest of the kids liked him. Whenever he showed up, the other kids would groan and try to hide their faces.

Go away PETA. Nobody likes you.

[DrFaustus]

Originally posted by Manic Velocity
Go away PETA. Nobody likes you.

Except for all those supermodels who like to take off their clothes for PETA ads...

[blood_rose]

Originally posted by DrFaustus
Except for all those supermodels who like to take off their clothes for PETA ads...

No, they need to go away too.

[Dr_gonzo]

thought you might like this, she was a very cool chick...