Feeling blue?

[kenny]

…”but your madness makes us all feel better” --A.P. (Indiana)

Only one telemarketer decided to call us this evening, in fact it was the same people as the day before. Plenty of reason to be extra nice and if you want to scope some more calls go here.

They are vicious monsters that lurk in the shadows. Ready to jump out and smite you like some fiendish sexual predator, which I guess makes sense – after all they are rapists. They have hundreds of cold calculating rapists working for them, drones if you will. Evil henchmen ready to carry out their every order. They are the beasts that roam free in hell, they my friends are the IRS.

I don’t really see myself wanting to pay this bill to the IRS, and I don’t think I will. I am not an anarchist; I am just a good old American like you - another working class citizen that thinks there is more to the American dream than debt and living paycheck to paycheck. I bust my ass to make more money only to find that I have to pay the IRS for doing such? I call bullshit, if you want the money great… I know the game and in the end you will get it, it’s a game of big bank take little bank with resources and odds in your favor. I know the rules too, but I also know how to run interference. Have fun getting your money, and enjoy speaking to my financial advisor Mr. Verducci – for he knows how to deal with you rabid beasts!

'Cause I've got love, darlin'.
Love, sweet love, darlin'.
Quiet as the night,
Please turn off your light.

Last night was a record night for minimal sleep. I got just a little over an hour and a half under my belt before I had to be up for a nine o’ clock meeting. It’s just so damn easy nowadays with these designer drugs and a perfected ordering system…

It all started last night after my company left, and to elude the feds of this new phenomenon I will refer to this drug as “the head cheese” after all it’s the “important one” to any businessman like myself. It started out subtle, there was no real noticeable addiction at first but that was not the case last night. I had lain off while my company was in town, but now I had that junkie itch. I needed it. I sent out a simple SMS messages alerting my dealer as to what I needed and I then sat down and started reviewing music for the DVD until they returned my call. Roughly one hour later, product was delivered. Last night I administered my dosage into my ear, and the effects were as hoped. This drug is unlike others; its effects are quite strange. I tend to smile a lot, to the point where it hurts. Very similar to the effects psilocybin has on me. I also have noticed those LSD like self reflection periods. Those ones where you catch yourself in the mirror and almost want to cry out in tears when you realize just how much it is that you need to change. However unlike LSD I tend to remember the self reflection points a little better for my mind is clearer with this drug. While usage causes an increase in my heart rate I am far more relaxed than most any other time and I think it’s safe to say that it’s the perfect drug. It’s very soothing with nearly no side effects and I say nearly because I did end up altering my sleep pattern and for some reason my lips always go a bit numb, almost as if they were paralyzed. I can still talk but I talk clumsy, almost as if my lips were working against the words that I was trying to speak. I started around 1:00 a.m. and didn’t finish up until sometime around 6:00/7:00 a.m. - the actual time it last’s may vary. The only reason I stopped last night was because I knew I needed some time to rest prior to this meeting that would demand my attention so early in the morning but even now in my sleep deprived state of mind I am ready this very moment to take that trip again… it is clear to me now, I am addicted.

[DrFaustus]

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