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[Roy]

I was listening to Alice Cooper's Only Women Bleed the other day and it really got me thinking. It must really suck a big one to mensturate. It also got me thinking about how em-bare-assing it must be to buy tampons. I have a hard enough time buying my toilet paper. Maybe this week I'll rub Buffalo Sauce on my cheeks and go buy a box of Kotex at Wal-Mart, "the old lady sure is flowin' like Niagara tonight, keep the change buddy".

Speaking of Tampons I think we've all heard enough about this tsunami tshit for a while. Sure a lot of people died, it sucked ballz, but let's face it; they weren't prepared and they could have been. We should airlift them a Boy Scout Handbook, a giant box of Kotex, some water wings, and call it a day.

Check out this Tsunami video!

In case anyone has a few extra Tampons they aren't using check out these 2 links....

Tampon Arts

and Tampon Crafts

[bc219]

Buying tampons/pads isn't embarassing at all... especially compared to what happens without them. Also, any real man will buy tampons for his woman...

Fear us, for we can bleed for a week (or more) at a time and survive.

[blood_rose]

Originally posted by bc219
Buying tampons/pads isn't embarassing at all... especially compared to what happens without them. Also, any real man will buy tampons for his woman...

Fear us, for we can bleed for a week (or more) at a time and survive.

I agree. Now buying anal itch cream is embarassing.

[wookiee]

Originally posted by bc219
Fear us, for we can bleed for a week (or more) at a time and survive. [/b]

Yes Ma'am.

[bc219]

Whats embarassing is having to go in to the pharmacy, ask for a female pharmacist, explaining to her some weirdness down there that was caused by having a three-some with your married neighbors as she discusses the different types of yeast infection medicines...

[blood_rose]

Originally posted by bc219
Whats embarassing is having to go in to the pharmacy, ask for a female pharmacist, explaining to her some weirdness down there that was caused by having a three-some with your married neighbors as she discusses the different types of yeast infection medicines...

Sounds more like you were trying to propisition her, to me.

[disk0]

wow that video really sucked

[vokx]

Originally posted by bc219
Fear us, for we can bleed for a week (or more) at a time and survive.

i remember it as:
never trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die.

[kenny]

Originally posted by bc219
Whats embarassing is having to go in to the pharmacy, ask for a female pharmacist, explaining to her some weirdness down there that was caused by having a three-some with your married neighbors as she discusses the different types of yeast infection medicines...

Beautiful; blood, sweat and tears - the only thing I truly enjoy nowadays.

[rudeboy]

Originally posted by Roy
Speaking of Tampons I think we've all heard enough about this tsunami tshit for a while. Sure a lot of people died, it sucked ballz, but let's face it; they weren't prepared and they could have been.[/url]

You seriously believe that? The chance of a quake there was rare. The only countries in the region that have tsunami listed as regular natural disasters in the CIA world factbook are China and Japan. Hind-sight is always 20/20...sure they could have been more prepared, but you have to spend the money where the risks are. We could have been prepared for 9/11 or the mud-slides in L.A., oops our bad, right?

I for one am proud to have friends who are going to help in the relief effort. I only wish I had the time off to do the same. The news should quit ragging about how bad it is and what celebrities got stranded without their hairdryers and let folks know how they can help.

Now, I need to take the cornbread out of the oven before it burns.

[Roy]

Rudeboy..I totally agree with you ....and I respect anyone whose down to help them out. The shitty part about the whole tsituation is that the governments in that part of the world aren't doing a damn thing to protect the people. I've read that US officials had told the local governments that they ought to implement a warning system which they have ignored for years. If that quake was in the middle of the Pacific you'd hear about it for days before it hit California, Hawaii, etc. I remember when I lived in Maui back in 1991 and a quake hit Alaska. I had heard about it almost 2 days before the waves hit. It just sucks ballz. With the technology available today you have to blame someone for it....If this happened in America even Utahn's would lynch the President.

[rudeboy]

Yeah. I hear ya man. Now what I'm really afraid for in Utah is the big quake. They haven't done shit, and they know it's coming. They'll say the same things on the news. I suppose it will be the "Save Utah" releif effort. When that Wasatch Fault takes a dive, you better not be living on the east side of I-15.

http://quake.wr.usgs.gov/prepare/factsheets/Wasatch/

[kenny]

Santa was that busy this year, he could not go over to people in South Asia. So when he went past he just gave them a massive wave!

[o6]

Originally posted by rudeboy
Yeah. I hear ya man. Now what I'm really afraid for in Utah is the big quake. They haven't done shit, and they know it's coming. They'll say the same things on the news. I suppose it will be the "Save Utah" releif effort. When that Wasatch Fault takes a dive, you better not be living on the east side of I-15.

http://quake.wr.usgs.gov/prepare/factsheets/Wasatch/

Dude, what the fuck are they going to do? Mend it with titanium stiches and kiss it better? Duh! The best thing they can do is tell people not to move there. If you're throwing down half a million dollars to live on a fault then I'll applaud your studidity as you fall into the Earth. We don't need anymore stoopid genes in the pool. Good ridance.

[bc219]

Originally posted by o6
then I'll applaud your studidity as you fall into the Earth. We don't need anymore stoopid genes in the pool. Good ridance.

Ahhhh Darwinism... I agree. It's the same thing as the people that say they are moving back to LaConcita (or whatever it is) after the mudslide.