Can you wank to this, bitch?

[heckler]

I've been busy beating people up and stuff, which has mellowed my mood considerably. However. Check this shit out. I go down to the store to get a paper to check the scores of the game, and there are none. I live in a small town, and we -always- have papers. Clerk said some dickless stupid fuck bought the last 10 copies. Seems it had something about his daughter in it. I go to the next store. Saaame fucking shit. Only, this time the clerk tells me that she talked to the guy and he bought ALL THE NEWSPAPERS IN THE WHOLE TOWN. Well, this pisses me off to no end. I'm like, what, stupid fuck is getting them for his family? He doesn't care that others of us might have been as excited about seeing her as all his friends and family....Oh wait. Maybe, just maybe, he didn't want anyone to get "excited" about her. Oh yes, good stuff, let's see here now. So I go to the next town over and get a paper, and sure enough, there's a skank whore in the wedding section with her tits half hanging out of her trailer park wedding gown. Fuck. Wish I had a scanner. I saw your daughter with her tits hanging out, Earl. Hah.
Till next time,
H

[Manic Velocity]

I doubt Earl reads Hektik.

[kenny]

Originally posted by Manic Velocity
I doubt Earl reads Hektik.

I doubt Earl reads at all. See if their number is listed in the paper, I love to talk to trailor folk.

[heckler]

Oh, you know I'll keep you supplied with rednecks, kenny. (:
H

[Napalm]

You should have gone to his house and punched him in the nose, then taken all of the copies of the newspaper. It would serve that fucker right.