I'm here. Fuck you!

[heckler]

-stretttch- I'm settling in here and getting comfy, thanks to the hektik guys and XMission. Thanks for this opportunity.

First order of business: Yahoo! sucks! First, I can't get into my old heckler email account and I know fuckin well that I haven't forgotten my password. Then, I make a new yahoo account, and decide, nah, I'll use gmail instead, so I use one of my gazillion invites to invite myself from yahoo to gmail. And I'm sitting there waiting for the invitation, refreshing every few seconds, because it just can't be THAT slow, right? And then I get a message from yahoo himself, that ugly stinky shitwad, saying "Welcome to your Bulk Mail folder!" So, I'm like, what? Spam already? Turns out that, yes, in my bulk mail folder is my invitation to gmail. Yes. A little suspicious, don't you think? gmail = spam? Uh huh. Yahoo, you know gmail kicks your ass, and you're very, very afraid. So, fuck you, you pussies.

Speaking of pussies, what is UP with these "str8" guys who want to suck cock? Is it me, or is it that these guys are really GAY? I'm not a hater, but, if you're a faggot, SAY SO. We don't care. You just want to suck a dick. Who cares if it's a straight dick or a gay dick. It's a DICK, for fuck's sake, so just suck it and stop saying that you're "str8" and that the guys' dicks you suck are "str8." You're a fag. Own it.

So, hello, hektik fans. Feel free to send me other stupid shit to make fun of. Not that there's not plenty for me to find on my own. Like whiney bloggers, free ipod beggars and personal ads that ask for DDDDD free partners.
Till next time,
The Heckler

[Manic Velocity]

You're a fag.

[kenny]

Originally posted by Manic Velocity
You're a fag.

Hahaha, welcome to hektik.

[heckler]

No, Manic. Your mom is a fag. I'm str8.

[Hannah]

Straight as a fag.

[AgentGross]

You don't feel like throwing one of those invitations my way do you?

[blood_rose]

Originally posted by Manic Velocity
You're a fag.

Now that's a case of the pot calling the kettle black.

[Manic Velocity]

Originally posted by blood_rose
Now that's a case of the pot calling the kettle black.

We have photographic proof of your sexual preference.

[blood_rose]

Originally posted by Manic Velocity
We have photographic proof of your sexual preference.

I never denied anything. :> And I know you jerk it to those pictures every night.

[Null]

The thought of Manic enjoying pictures of Blood Rose makes me queasy.