A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, "why the long face?"

[blood_rose]

Spammer and anti-Spammer to meet in public debate. Heh, this should be good.

FBI says it plans on laying the smackdown on spammers.

LCD display shortage could ruin Sony and Nintendo's plans for their newest handhelds.

Slashdot has a fun little thread on how stupid tech support can be.

Greece jailing tourists who buy pirated CDs.

Meanwhile, Italy has made using P2P for transfering copyrighted works a jailable offense.

California close to flip-flopping on eVoting machines issues.

MATRIX originally graded you on how likely you are to be a terrorist. The Reg also has a piece on this.

The White House's top lawyer warned more than two years ago that U.S. officials could be prosecuted for "war crimes" as a result of new and unorthodox measures used by the Bush administration in the war on terrorism.

The diplomat who quit over Nixon's invasion of Cambodia asks Americans on the front lines of foreign service to resign from the "worst regime by far in the history of the republic."

Security concerns stop Bush from attending daughters' university graduations, but has no problem speaking at other colleges. (scroll down to bottom)

OMG! Vampires are teh realz!

More nutty christians.

That story about the couple who didn't know how to have sex is fake. I'm glad i didn't post that lame ass story.

The death of the crank call. Well, for most of us anyways.

This is the gayest web page I've seen in a while but Kenny wanted me to post this. (Thanks DrFaustus)

Okay, I stand corrected, this might be the gayest web page ever. (Thanks crisis)

Babe of the Day: Michelle Krasnoo, she's like a ninja or karate master or something like that. (Thanks Rudeboy)

[Jared]

can't do math either.
In his world, he has 64 bits/per byte.

[Manic Velocity]

Originally posted by blood_rose

More nutty christians.

That's great.

[Napalm]

That may be one of the funniest things I've ever read.

Napalm