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Originally posted by WalkaboutTigger
The following information is provided as a gag only and is not a recommended course of action for any act of revenge. Should anyone choose to use the information is doing so at their own risk and holds me harmless.

1. Do not sign anything she might give you. PERIOD.

2. Do not contact her at all unless she has something of yours that is irreplaceable.

3. Wait 2 weeks to start the mayham.

4. Call her parents house and leave a message. Inform her that she needs to go to the clinic because you found out she's given you a special little friend and you know its from her since you haven't been with anyone else for the last year. Do this repeatedly over the course of a week.

5. If you have them, e-mail nude pictures of her to her parents from an anonymous account such as hotmail or other free e-mail - do not enter any real information when signing up for this account and do not sign up for it from your place of residence - go to a library or an Internet cafe to sign up and send the e-mails. Do this approximately 2 weeks after step 5 is complete.

6. If you know where she is staying, and there is a pay phone close by, call 911 from the pay phone and report there is a girl locked in her apartment threatening to end her life with a gun. Tell them she's been real loud for the last couple of minutes but its gotten all quiet all of a sudden. Do this at about 3 a.m. - wear gloves. Do this immediately following the 2-week cooling off period.

7. On a color printer, print a California license plate full sized. Tape over her license plate. Make sure it looks like it has 2002 tags. Do this approximately 1 week after step 5.

8. Wearing gloves, loosen the 4 bolts holding the rear license plate of her car. Only 1/2 turn of the bolts should be left in place when you are finished. Portland cops live to pull people over who don't have a license plate on the rear. Do this approximately 2 weeks after step 7.

9. If you know her telephone number, print up flyers reading "Get High Legally! Instructions for making LEGAL Extacy!" and affix her phone number. Post these, at night, around the local kid hang-outs, the middle schools and high schools in the area she lives in.

10. Take out 2 cash-paid-for ads in the local newspaper. Both ads should have her address but not her telephone number. One reads "Cheap Harley Davidson motorcycle parts" and lists various regularly expensive HD parts - mention in the ad the only time they can come to look at them is a specific date between 3 p.m. and 5 p.m. The second ad reads "For Sale - select-fire M16 with underbarrel grenade launcher - several cases of ammunition and grenades available as well - cheap - moving out of state" and mention it can also be looked at the same time and place as the first ad. When the Hell's Angels and the BATF show up at the same time to the same place, the fur will fly.

I hope this provides you some ideas.

To go along with this great post, even though it is severely late, you could always put her personal information on BBS boards, forums like this one, or even on websites. Have any x-rated pics of her? Post them to a bunch of amateur/voyeur porn sites. Give out her e-mail address if she has one, her phone number, address, etc.. on websites like hektik! Let the fun begin then.