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Hah. What, that God has his own talk show? I think even atheists would prefer God's talk show to Super Dell's infommercial (sp?).
I base my beleifs off of George Carlin. Anyone who doubts that this man is a genius doesn't know their ass from a hole in the ground.
Again, I can't say it any better than George did so I'll quote him. I'm sure most of you have heard this before:
"When it comes to bullshit. Big time, major league, bullshit. You have to stand in awe of the all time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion. No contest. Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it. Religion has actually CONVINCED people, that there's an invisible man! Living in the sky! Who watches everything you do, every minute of every day! And the invisible man has a special list of 10 things he does NOT want you to do! And if you do ANY of these 10 things he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and anguish where he will send you to live and burn and suffer and choke and scream and cry, forever and ever until the end of time!............................................. ...but he loves you. He loves you and he needs MONEY! He always needs money! He's all perfect, all powerful, all knowing and all wise. Somehow, he just can't handle money! Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more. Now, you talk about a good bullshit story... HO-LY SHIT!" -George Carlin
Hell yeah.
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